Dare

the american mind cannot understand this

tap me✒️

i’m so hungry i could take five shots of tequila

my outfit for the met gala

@JimHistHub The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.... Torpedo them.

Sink the ship I'm sorry its for the good of us all

Sleep is such a scam. You can get the full 8 hours and still be yawning 24/7

I went to a lovely village fete today, and there was a fish ‘n’ chip van, so I had a large cod and chips. My missus ‘didn’t want any’, but then, of course, proceeded to eat around 40 per cent of my chips. Also, two random women simply walked up and helped themselves to some, as if that was perfectly acceptable. How much longer must men put up with this? How do we know how much food to buy? If you run a chips-adjacent food outlet, how do you know how much to serve to a bloke when there are obvious women present? Of course, I’m happy to share with the frail, fainting flower of womanhood, because what’s mine is hers first. We are men, and our duty is to provide and, ultimately, defend, even unto death. But this is about chips, and boundaries are important. Sisters: it’s OK to like chips. It’s OK to want some. We know you do.

@HubPointless The detailing is impressive!

I choose ultimate destiny

Wife bought some steaks and said she got them on sale and I said that’s good because the steaks have never been higher

@HubPointless Jail

70s beards had so much aura

Turn on the news

Life is more than what your hands can grab.

lights

@ShangguanJiewen @AVGirl4Life i mainly remember him for murdering children