Steve Steveson

oh bloody hell not this pair! 😂

Frustration for Steve as wife Karen brings home Aldi orange juice 'with bits'

Not quite sure the world is ready for Steve, Regional Manager Chris and Tuffers in the same room! 😂

Take my money!

Gold standard banter

Looking forward to responsibly cracking a few beers and settling down to watch my favourite teams in the new European super league. Superb!

Further Tesco news, Boswell gone in Beef seemingly as Steaks and Casserole Beef now under Tesco label, albeit, at the core price.

Speaking of gourmet flavours - sampled a Sharwood's 'Rogan Josh' sauce last night as wife Karen was away. Needed an entire bloody roll of polo mints afterwards - far too exotic for Steve. Letter of complaint issued.

Superb Sunday morning spent browsing Nespresso machine reviews in 'Which?' magazine. My own verdict: Too bloody expensive by half!

real 'wow' factor here!

Some smart sod says it's forecast snow later in the week. If that happens I'll bloody well transfer you the contents of my natwest fixed rate isa, pillock

'are you waiting for hell to bloody freeze over?' - Defcon 4 bollocking for the entire ambient replenishment team in Daventry after Steve spots a POS display of de-icer on aisle 17. Day ruined.

Pictures of products in Sainsbury's.

Superb Easter afternoon spent playing with my new iPhone in the garden. Will be uploading all 36 Ultra HD pictures of a bottle of Carlsberg next to a glass of wine later for those of you on Facebook. Best, Steve

@SJWilding Excellent facing and own brand visibility creating strong 'customer journey', please drop your CV off next time you're in Telford

@AreaManagerGuy I do hope our drinks fridge passes muster Steve!

Saturday morning spent auditing wife Karen's fridge management. Poor compliance in places with half-drunk bottles of Blossom Hill rosé in the fridge door and produce close to expiry date located at rear of unit. Standards begin at home, Karen!

Though the pillocks messing around with a helium cannister and tannoy system down in the loading bay are about to find out that some biases are bloody intentional

'that's a bloody micro-aggression you prat!' Steve learning the lingo after completing Unconscious Bias Training in Telford branch. Chris from HR learning a particularly valuable lesson after calling me a 'slaphead'

That's Saturday's bbq playlist sorted!

Listened to a bit of Jamie Theakston on Heart Radio this morning. Far too esoteric for my tastes. Simply Red - Stars as standard for Steve