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@Areonos

27 year old dude, plays too much smite, picking up streaming. Full time Registered Nurse. Average gym goer. https://t.co/Rjfn5d07HP

Katılım Ağustos 2017
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Cal@Areonos·
Could be your skull crusher
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Chinedum@r34p3r0ft035·
@Areonos @BIackEyeSMITE Mudkip would be the one IF they didn't have to go against the obvious GOAT Treecko. Treecko just aura diffs that fuckin mudskipper bitch
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BiackEye@BIackEyeSMITE·
W or L?
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Cal@Areonos·
@BIackEyeSMITE I only played Gen 3 and 4, I picked mudkip and piplup
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BiackEye@BIackEyeSMITE·
I love the friendslop genre. I’ll happily spend <&10 on games I’m only going to play a few times. I have no problem going out and spending $40 at a restaurant or bar. Why tf would I care about needing to get hundreds of hours out of a cheap game
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Cal@Areonos·
@vuhh_ness_uh I loved the symbol of the Ar 15 with 2:17 on it
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V@vuhh_ness_uh·
i love horror films with rich symbolism i can pick apart like a highschool english teacher please do not take this from me
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V@vuhh_ness_uh·
i hope they don't make a Weapons prequel because there is such a specific way it would need to be done to not completely erase the symbolism in the film
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Cal@Areonos·
@WootVGC Happy birthday lil bro
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Woot@WootVGC·
get these balloons off my profile.
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Cal@Areonos·
@Auxbio Did this pan out the way you expect it to?
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Bio@Auxbio·
Fuck me man
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Cal@Areonos·
In case many of you don’t know, there are companies that exist simply to get your insurance company to cover/pay for treatment (deemed necessary by a provider) when you have a literal legal contract for them to do so. And I think that is insane.
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BiackEye@BIackEyeSMITE·
@S3xyrexsi It’s gotten really bad here. There’s a chicken place near me that hands you a receipt asking for a tip in the damn drive thru like…
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Rexsi@S3xyrexsi·
When I was in American a trading card game shop had a default tip option of 20%. Imagine paying 1000 for a card and they have to audacity to expect 200 💀💀💀
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Cal@Areonos·
My fault for having eyes I guess
BiackEye@BIackEyeSMITE

@fineokay_ However many you shove up there just know I’ll be one step ahead of you. You will not out-volume my rectum

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Chinedum@r34p3r0ft035·
What a good day to be hot and funny on the internet.
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Cal@Areonos·
@BIackEyeSMITE Goated friend of yours if you ask me
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BiackEye@BIackEyeSMITE·
Wild that a friend told me to download Smite 10 years ago, leading to me meeting someone who is now one of my best friends, which led to me flying to their wedding as a best man Shit on the game all you want, but I made core memories due to Smite Smite is weird. Life is weird.
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Cal@Areonos·
Why is the drive through asking me to tip
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Cal@Areonos·
Weapons was good. Most unrealistic part was that a single teacher could afford a house.
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Rich@YuhBoiRich·
@r34p3r0ft035 Don’t forget being sexy and having a fat ass
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Chinedum@r34p3r0ft035·
There's more to me than being extremely funny and handsome and smart but alas most people will never dig deeper :[
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Cal@Areonos·
@VonnyBalboa What’s all that movement back there? 🤨🧐
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Coach Von
Coach Von@VonnyBalboa·
workin
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Cal@Areonos·
28 years ago a legend was born
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Cal@Areonos·
So like… what’s the difference between a religion and a cult LMAO
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