Ari The Barbarian

@StephMcMahon didn't do shit compared to Chyna fuck her long ass speech. She needed to thank her daddy and walk off.... oh and her daddy pooped on people fuck him also

Easter has the worst candy of all the holidays.

As a child I thought if you could buy gifts and candy at the Crackel barrel gift shop you were rich and beyond wealthy. What was your guys measurments of wealth as a child?

If trump hid Kristi's husband's cross dressing pics he for sure is hiding names on the Epstein list

@DonaldTrump you lost if you make any deal with the Iranian Regime.... the regime must of took it to the americans and you guys lost at Hormoz.... Trump is a bitch

Me: Can I get a mcflurry? @McDonalds : I'm sorry we are dealing with the ceo of our company throwing up all the food we hand him to try..... after he can actually eat a whole sandwich we can work on the icecream machine......

If Iran wants to elect me as the "Chill" Ayotollah instead of the Supreme Ayotollah I'm down for the job. Just throwing that offer out their

This tweet is for the Evil Goverment that is controlling Iran right now... How many Ayotollahs have to die before you realize Allah isn't on your side?

I just want to walk down the street with my mother in Tehran Iran without her having to wear a Hijab. Her hair blowing in the wind.... the last time she did that was when she was 18 years old. She is 70 now.

Who is trying to go to Mexico right now for 5 dollars.... all inclusive?

Trump: Kill El Mencho Mexico: okay Mexico: umm the cartel is burning the city down Trump: Idc

its time to give that baby monkey a gun

Why did Noone warn me of the poop scene in "A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms"?

If shia labeouf was in a fight I would put my hand out and hold shia labeouf's hand and whisper If you're in a fight I'm in a fight and we would fight the night away against other people and then I would quietly ask him to sign my copy of 2003's "holes"

My favorite rapper will always be Dmx because when he ran out of words to rap he would just start barking uncontrollably.

@jakepaul You care about money that's why you moved to Puerto Rico. Yet you think they are fake americans. You suck bro. You're a bully with fame.

To clarify: I wasn’t calling anyone a “fake citizen” because they’re from Puerto Rico. I live in Puerto Rico, and I love Puerto Rico. I have used my platform to support Puerto Rico time and time again and will always do so. But if you’re publicly criticizing ICE who are doing their job and openly hating on America, I’m going to speak on it. Period. That’s the same reason I called out Hunter Hess. If you benefit from a country and the platform it gives you, but publicly disrespect it at the same time, that’s what I mean by being a fake citizen. And I agree love is more powerful than hate. Love America.

I didn't have baby bunny and lady gaga smashing the conservative party for 2026.... but when your hero is kid rock... you guys made it easy for the democrats to smash you... Who do you have next Kirk Cameron from growing pains oh wait you do lmao

@jakepaul It's wild that you are calling a Puerto Rican star not patriotic when you yourself are living in a gated, ultra-luxury community in Dorado, Puerto Rico. So you don't have to pay federal taxes you rich piece of shit spoiled fuck...

Purposefully turning off the halftime show Let’s rally together and show big corporations they can’t just do whatever they want without consequences (which equals viewership for them) You are their benefit. Realize you have power. Turn off this halftime. A fake American citizen performing who publicly hates America. I cannot support that.

Your momma ever show you a a.i. video she thinks is real and you just don't have the heart to tell her it's fake.

@atensnut @triple9beast Lol stop eating snacks and do your research on how much Trump and his family has made off being in the white house fat ass

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