Ari Abramowitz

Amazing movie to hit shelves in time for chanukah iy"H

@Badchen Can I vote for defund traffic cops and meter maids?

which team are you on?

@YosefRapaport @AhinAher When you are so twisted with a political opinion that you are willing to compare Jews at a funeral to mob protesters and the idea that enables it just to fit your narrative... shameful

@AhinAher wow I perfectly understand! You only oppose police chasing Hasidic Jews subordinating their "feelings" about them Jews, but we have to understand their "feelings" when it comes to AP reporters I have to devote my day into thinking. 🤔 Oy! Where is my thinking cap?

Is this @NYPD policy? Are you defending democracy? The first amendment? Or did you become just "2nd amendment people"? @NYGovCuomo @NYPDShea

@ChaikelK Last week a close friend told me about a bracelet that was returned to him by a previous housekeeper. He then told me how his chavrusa kept making fun of him so he had to tell him the story was fake... see, we can all tweet stories. Go ahead, create yours.

This is just too hilarious. Last week my chavrusa (study partner) received a dress for his daughter from his sister-in-law. As they unfold the dress, a diamond bracelet falls out. My chavrusa contacts his brother in law and asks him if he recognizes the bracelet.

@HikindDov @BilldeBlasio Why blame the Mayor, he sees Jews the same way some see chasidim. It's all one, isn't it? If some of you are ready to call out "chasidim" when referring to some individuals why can't he call out "jews".

I’m pleased to see that @BilldeBlasio has issued a proper apology and fully acknowledged the damage his tweet caused. Friends don’t hold grudges. But we do expect to see the mayor fight hard against the antisemitism that’s already rearing it’s ugly head. hamodia.com/2020/05/04/de-…

@DerShtipper מיך שטערט נישט צו ענטפערן פאר בחורים, איך ענטפער פאר ווער ס'פרעגט... איך בין נישט זיכער וואס דיר באדערט פון מיין שמועס. איך רעד ארום דעם פלאץ און וואס דארט גייט פאר. און אויב האב איך באריכטעט עפעס וואס איז נישט אמת איז אויך נישט געפערליך... נאך ווייט פון נעבעך

@DerShtipper בחור'ל טייערע הערט איבער די גאנצע שמועס איידער איר לייגט ארויס אזא טוויט...די שמועס איז איבער נארט קארעא בכלל און אין אנהייב ווערט דערמאנט אז דער שמועס איז צוליב דעם וואס זיי זענען יעצט אין די נייעס צוליב "שמועות" אז קים איז טויט... שמעו ותחי נפשכם

@Badchen *I wish* is missing

Do you currently live IN the USA and see yourself move to Israel in the near future?

What are you doing today? ‘FAR-RRETER!’ A high end Yiddish DVD now available for purchase in stores near you! Order, or Stream Online! (with option for English subtitles) 👇👇👇 nigunmusic.com/farreter-dvd.h…

What are you doing today? ‘FAR-RRETER!’ A high end Yiddish DVD now available for purchase in stores near you! Order, or Stream Online! (with option for English subtitles) 👇👇👇 nigunmusic.com/farreter-dvd.h…

Coming this Chol Hamoed to you, a next level Simchas Yom Tov!

Coming this Chol Hamoed, a next level Simchas Yom Tov!

Coming this Chol Hamoed pesach.... #staytuned

Stay tuned

@SEichenstein @KalmanYeger @PruCenter Was great seeing you.

Great joining Councilman @KalmanYeger and tens of thousands at the Dirshu World Siyum at @PruCenter!

@nily @SEichenstein I dont smell anything....

Caption contest:

@Yochidonn No, that's a mamzer. A menorah is a traditional Jewish wedding dance

No, that's the Maaseh Merkava. A menorah is the guy who failed at secular studies and then filed a complaint against a butcher shop in Williamsburg.

#440 EXCLUSIVE Special book of everything around the Jersey City attack, Ari Abrahmowits and Lenchevsky tour the city and bring exclusive coverage.

@targemsh Lol twitter.com/EpicShpiel/sta…

די "סאבאטאזש" האט דעיס געגעבן פאר זייער עקטער ארי אברמאוויטש, ווייל ער גייט שוין נישט עקטן מיט זיי

INTERESTING: Listen the weekly report with @Ari_Abramowitz full of awkward news and laughing stuff, on the Chikave Vinkel 3-9-7. #KolMevaser