Ariadna Miranda

Hoy aprendí que el estado de México tiene himno

her biggest enemy being behind her…

Mi nuevo mejor amigo

Chsm 🤪

La del uber viene escuchando a Tiziano Ferro y todavía siento que es traición a la patria.

Quería unas capas porque estaba muy flat y ahora parezco lesbiana Otaku

Solo les pinches pedí que no me dejaran cortarme el cabello 🤬

La expresión "no cantes victoria" viene de las Spice Girls.

How do you professionally say, “If you book me in meetings all day, when do you expect me to get this work done?” in corporate?

Let’s go #backstreetmexico

I’m retiring and becoming a baseball coach. Thank you all for the last 33 years.

when’s her fanmeet im there

Dije que no me iba a cortar o pintar el pelo en un año pero… se me están antojando capas 🥺

Día de pedir 10 rollos vietnamitas para mi sola.

Compré un aceite esencial y parece que trajera poppers

Party ideas. Each guest is tasked with bringing the most controversial person they know as a plus one

@daremarket 99

the number was 427. nobody got it. let's run it back: $200 double or nothing. guess a number between 1 and 1,000

THANK YOU, AMERICA. MANY ARE CALLING ME MR. PRESIDENT ALREADY. SO HERE IS THE PLAN. ON DAY ONE AS POTUS I WILL MAKE IT ILLEGAL TO SHOW MELANIA'S MOVIE OR PLAY KID ROCK - GIVING OUR NEW GENERATION A CHANCE AT HAPPINESS. I WILL RIP DONALD TRUMP'S NAME OFF EVERY BALLROOM, BUILDING, HAT, AND ANAGRAMMED TOWEL. I WILL RENAME MAR-A-LAGO TO THE "GULF OF JIMMY KIMMEL" AND TURN IT INTO A SANCTUARY FOR OLD SHARKS AND USED WINDMILLS. FINALLY, I WILL REQUIRE FUTURE PRESIDENTS TO HAVE A POSITIVE IQ, NO EPSTEIN CONNECTION, AND THE ABILITY TO PRONOUNCE ACETAMINOPHEN. THEN I WILL GO TO SLEEP (NOT IN A MEETING) AND WAKE UP TO START DAY TWO AS AMERICA'S GAVINATOR. THANK YOU! 🇺🇸

BTS podría llenar la Plaza Gwanghwamun pero dudo mucho que puedan cantar en el Día Internacional del Lavado de Manos para la obtención del certificación Alpha-900 como Three Seouls in my Mind.