Aric Sparticus

There’s streakers during the superbowl, but not the Winter Olympics? What gives!

RIP JVDB. Without you the world would never know the glory of a whipped cream bikini.

Damn, why didn’t anybody tell me ice water was so good?.

Big news for 2026! I’m expecting! … to be a fucking menace

This just in: ICE agents detain Santa Claus; an illegal alien sneaking across the border and breaking in to hard working Christian American homes.

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Weeks like this one make me regret not documenting things more with photos and videos of the good times with friends. Lost three legendary people this week. Thanks for the memories, gents. Miss you always. RR.FOREVER GJF. FOREVER. CE. FOREVER.

@Jasonhoodrich You been giving ladies the ol Wet Fry for years now

Why is steak frites the new restaurant trend right now? I understood the birria craze, bone marrow and porkbelly… even the era of every spot trying to do ramen… but yall actin nuts over mediocre steak and wet fries is where ya lost me.

@buglesofficial make things right.

I hate growing older because bugles no longer fit on my finger tips. What’s even the point?

Several white Americans arrested by ICE and deported while celebrating Cinco De Mayo in tiny Sombreros

I’m gonna start sneaking Smirnoff Ice’s into AA meetings.

@bakerbakerbaker Damn . I messed it up. You had 69 likes. My bad

today is the anniversary of our first facetime so were gonna drink a bottle of wine and eat french food

@Edgyleaky Janitor gotta ease up on the wax. That floor is slippery as fuck!

White Guy After He Says The N - Word ⚠️💀

Cannot wait for baseball season. I’m not the biggest fan of the sport, but I sure do Love the song “Centerfield” by John Fogerty

This economic blackout does not count for small independently owned businesses… like drug dealers

Joe Dirt was 33 years old.

@bakerbakerbaker Yingyangs for all

chicago we are so back

Had a nightmare that someone stole my @Uncrustables grilled cheese when I wasn’t looking. But the real nightmare was when I awoke and realized they’re still discontinued 😞

@worthwatchlng Damn, they rang his bell