Ark Tyrannus

Heavy footsteps sound against the cracked pavement. You and your mentor—Knights of House Wolfsbane—step off of the street and onto the gravel next to the train tracks. "He is near." Your mentor says, taking the lead as the two of you draw your consecrated swords.

Fuck yeah, bro. For you page. Chinese nigga machine accidents whipped around, broken spine. It's for you, dawg. It's lit.

@Absolunar I'll poke HER center if you know what I mean

her pussy is my Pokécenter

@mat_ooly pasta with no meat for dinner again 🙏 thank you orange nigger

@Foid_Ear_Biter Size Difference 🤤

I'm not sure how marrying a fairy would work given a significant size difference, Unless via magic she could make herself become human sized or make you fairy sized.?

“Your account would go hard if I had CTE” still has me licking my wounds months later

The only thing capable of making a person more naive than inexperience, is success. For this reason I will never care what married people have to say on the subject of marriage.

@gelquandro You okay buddy?

@satelliteluvr_ They don't need to wear either of those...

@ZoomerChetBaker The stripper will at least pretend to like you.

"I do not want to hit, I don't want to smash, I don't want to have a one night stand, I simply YEARN. And if I don't find my true love, I will die ALONE."

It shot through the Kleenex and got all over my keyboard again, prayers please

Need a prime goonslut

You should get married to me”

@IlyaOfPA I wish I was like 40 and married

Fuck you nigga let's die

@Schrigmaballs Yep. That's why it ending hurts so much

Fake yearning: durrr boobs butts battlestar gallactica Real yearning: I want her to sing to our children

Jucika. We love Jucika, don’t we folks? Sometimes she’s a little risqué, but that’s ok. Is it ok? I think it’s ok.

When I hit 50 posts all subsequent posts for the remainder of the posting day shall be sent individually to each follower via direct message

Gas is 1 trillion dollars a gallon and personal finance YouTubers will tell you to just install RocketMoney