The Villains of Arkham

ARKHAM ASYLUM FOR THE CRIMINALLY INSANE

@MainManCzarnian "I dunno, ain't my problem."

@Arkham_Foes What am I supposed to do with a pile of bones??

"And then he went BOOM!"

@MainManCzarnian "This is the thanks I get for doin' your job for ya?"

@Arkham_Foes That was MY bounty ya fragging bastich! Now yer gonna have to cough up 10 big ones for me

"My puddin' does love me...He's just...He was just a little stressed today...That's all..."

@spider63770 "You just don't get it! You dunno what true love is! WHAT ME AND MISTA J HAS IS UNBREAKABLE!"

@Arkham_Foes “What joke?! You managed to do something that he couldn’t do and instead of appreciating you, he tried to get rid of you and take the credit for himself! Harleen, you are SO MUCH better than him and DESERVE FAR BETTER THAN him.” Peter said as he picked himself up.

@spider63770 "YOU DON'T KNOW HIM! HE WAS ANGRY! I-IT WAS MY FAULT! I DIDN'T GET THE JOKE, PUDDIN' WAS RIGHT!"

@Arkham_Foes Peter took the punch, letting Harley knock him to the ground. He could easily had dodged or caught it but that wouldn’t have helped. “Oh yeah, a few flowers more than covers NEARLY KILLING you.” Peter said as he wiped some blood from his nose.

@spider63770 "He apologised for that! He gave me flowers!" She was slowly losing it...More than she already has...She finally took a swing at him, full force.

@Arkham_Foes “Harleen!” Peter shouted, using her actual name. “He’s left you to rot in Arkham more times than I get chewed out by JJJ! The one time YOU caught Batman by YOURSELF, he threw you out a building! He DOESN’T care about you.” He said, ready for Harley to hit him if she lashed out.

"Together again? Good for em!"

@spider63770 "SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP! YOU DON'T KNOW MISTA' J LIKE I DO! YOU DON'T KNOW HIM!"

@Arkham_Foes “Really, Harley? Is that why, whenever he needs someone to take the fall, you’re ALWAYS the first one the cops catch?” Peter countered again. He was beginning to feel his Spider-sense kick in but he suppressed it, not wanting to turn this into a fight if he could help it.

"...O-O-Okay puddin'..."

"...Why? What's wrong with ya?"

"But...But puddin' I thought-"

"O-Oh...Sorry puddin'...I was-" "I just wanted to let ya know, I dealt with that loser! Ya know, the cop that insulted ya last time we were in Arkham?"

@spider63770 "...Puddin' shows affection in his own way! He doesn't need to say that stuff, I know how he feels about me!" Harley shot a glare at him, her grip on her hammer getting tighter with each word.

@Arkham_Foes Despite Harley’s hammer being in his face, Peter was perfectly calm. “Harley, when the LAST TIME Joker so much as told you “good job” or “couldn’t have done it without you” and NOT left you hanging? Or even showed genuine interest in something you did?” He countered.

@spider63770 "My puddin' will care!" "He'll be so impressed! What he won't care about is the likes of you bein' here!"

@Arkham_Foes “Harley, respectfully, I really don’t think “Mister J” is going to care.” Peter said. He disliked how dependent Harley was on Joker, especially considering the clown’s “fluctuating” tolerance and feelings towards her.

@spider63770 No way! Not until mister J sees this~"

@Arkham_Foes “I-I see. Harls, don’t you think you should change out of that?” Peter asked, motioning to how “messy” it was.

"Who's there? I can smell you..."

"Stay out of my way...This is your last warning..."

"Greetings lesser minds!" "It is I, THE RIDDLER! Back again to prove that Gotham's so called hero is nothing but a moron."

"What the hell are you lookin' at?"