Arleen Brand

The older I get the more I seem to understand this

"@SoReIatable: everyone likes fall out boy, even if you don't like fall out boy you still kind of like fall out boy" @CarlaMariDS

"@FunnySayings: why get thinner when you can get more dinner" @CarlaMariDS

"@SpeakComedy: yes mom i know my room is a mess its a metaphor for my life im trying to be poetic" @CarlaMariDS

"@TheFactsBook: You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there will always be someone who hates peaches."

@CarlaMariDS benefits of being friends with me: shitty jokes whenever you ask for them shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

Never loose your inner child

"@TedOfficialPage: I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I just don't think being an adult is gonna work for me."

I was gonna take over the world this morning but I overslept. Postponed. Again.

"@FreakingTrue: I wish you lived next door." @CarlaMariDS

@CarlaMariDS ,,Hashtags look like waffles #