Farigiraf use psyshot 🟣

After careful consideration I've decided that Pikachu roleplay is too challenging. From now on I'll be an angry giraffe🦒

@Bellsprout_Boss @BroImSlow would not agree 🤣

@ArmorTailGirl No Pokes just ducks 😂

Just picked up the best WotC promo! And honestly… this might be the best Psyduck card ever 😂🔥

@HoopaEmperor For this I could make an exception 🙄 venus-tears.sg/engagement/pok…

@ArmorTailGirl 😂😂😂😂fair😂😂😂 so not marryable😂😂😂

Giraffes eat well 🦒 Pasta with porcini mushrooms and tiramisu 🤤🍄‍🟫 Am I a marryable woman? 🥹🫶🏻

@HoopaEmperor I don't know, rings give me panic attacks if I can't take them off 🙄

@ArmorTailGirl It looks delicious🤤, which ringsize do u wear?😁😂

@CharmanderChief Donphan and Clefable 🥹🩷

🚨PROTECTION DRAFT #5🚨 Pick 2 to protect you against the other 6 Who’s your team? 👀

When I put a new Pokémon card into my cart, but I don't buy it, then the company emails me "forgot something?" Yeah, I forgot I was broke.

@Bellsprout_Boss I only got to the 5th gen (Black/White), then I abandoned gaming of any kind for years. I'm just discovering generations 6th to 9th with TCG and I think this is definitely my favorite of the ones I've discovered "recently" 🥹💜

@ArmorTailGirl Always loved this pokemon 😂 Thought it was so weird and interesting as a kid

Real talk: Farigiraf is what happens when Girafarig finally gets its shit together. Evolves after learning Twin Beam and the angry head from the tail moves forward, turns into a hard black hood full of teeth. Now the two brains are synced. No more arguing with yourself. ⬇️

@NeonApesYC Yes

Is this currently the most over rated card?

@MeowthPrince She's my true spirit guide 🤣🫶🏻

@ArmorTailGirl That's cool!

After careful consideration I've decided that Pikachu roleplay is too challenging. From now on I'll be an angry giraffe🦒

Put in Paldea because of real prehistoric giraffe fossils found in Spain. Also ties into Japanese mythology: the word for giraffe is 麒麟 (kirin), the same as the mythical beast. So it’s half ancient fossil, half divine creature. Respect. 🦒🔚

Psychic power boosted 10×, neck becomes a fucking whip for headbutts, and that hood works as both shield and weapon. Armor Tail is pure comedy — basically tells the opponent “don’t even try any priority bullshit on me, bitch”. ⬇️

@MeowthPrince Obviously dark.

May the 4th be with you. Would Meowth join the dark side or the light?

@GroudonKing Nooooo why a Jedi? 🥲

Happy Star Wars Day to all Pokémon and SW fans! 🫶🏻 May the 4th be with you... Come to the dark side: we have cookies! 🖤 #StarWars #StarWarsDay #Pokémon

@BatVibes I'll never put LEDs on a LEGO set again. It's a nightmare, but yeah, it's awesome 🤣🫶🏻

@ArmorTailGirl Awesome 😎

@KarpLrd That's not true! It evolved into SithKarp! 😝🖤

@ArmorTailGirl May the 4th be with you!

@BroImSlow The Star Destroyer in the box was a Christmas gift and I still have to assemble it. If I'd remembered Star Wars Day, doing it today would have been epic, but now I don't feel like it 🤣

@ArmorTailGirl May the 4th!

@KylosWeb3 Can you tell I hate Jedi? 🤣🫶🏻

@ArmorTailGirl Happy May the 4th my friend!