Mr. Too Damn Nice With It

(Trying to impress my mouse date) And let’s do a big piece of cheese for the table as well

@Der_Kernel_ An independent Skyrim means that the Thalmor have to fight on three independent fronts — Imperial territory, Hammerfell, and Skyrim. Even Wulf thought the Empire should fade so that something new could thrive.

Justify your civil war choice in Skyrim👇 And don’t give me the “oh the Nords are racist” as your justification for the empire. everyone in elder scrolls is racist. Just Google the shit Tiber septim did to summerset with a gundam

@sinxsakurai Shit almost gets me every time

Thank you, reddit for always helping me make sure I don't fall for shitty products that are in targeted IG ads.

I can still get you a jet pack on Grand Theft Auto San Andreas

Jack off all trades, master of cum is that anything?

Fred Armisen just stole the catalytic converter off of my truck I fucking hate Portland

@spermatomancer omg I bet I’d look like an ethnically ambiguous Prince imitator … that would be sick

@ArmorofIre I really wanna finger coil your curls and diffuse them it would go so fucking hard

fella at the gym told me that he hates me because I have nice hair and we had a good laugh. anyway feeling good.

I don’t give a fuck that it’s reminding you of your divorce Randy, it’s my turn with the gym’s aux chord and I say we lift to Seether

@Tbone40k GOT THAT SHIT ON

Asked a stranger to take this.

my hair has been doing kind things for me lately

He who controls the spice controls the flavor

How do I tell my girlfriend that I already know all of the bad news that they always want to lob at me every night and that I can’t keep hearing all of the bad news ever twice

I do think that everybody working in Silicon Valley tech should be executed but that’s just me

My ideal director to adapt DUNE books 4-6 would be Guillermo del Toro. If there’s any living director that could successfully pull off a tragic giant humanoid worm god tyrant in live-action, it’s my cinema tío GDT

Dune Messiah is gonna go crazy they got a Portland on Arrakis now

@zbogus77 Big fact

This is your reminder that Elric of Melniboné is the most influential character in the history of fantasy media!