Aron McLean Simkins

@JasminRappleye #survivingmormonism is when I get to EQ and find out the instructor just barely found out he had the lesson 15 minutes ago.

The "Surviving Mormonism" trend is my favorite thing to happen on X maybe ever. #lds #mormon #churchofjesuschristoflatterdaysaints #survivingmormonism #rhoslc

@bushontheradio @RichieFirth Police tribute band names: Stingronicity Coal Mine Canaries Kings of Pain The Fuzz

But keep in mind, you wouldn’t need to worry about that per person weight unless the lift had 13 people in it.

@RichieFirth @bushontheradio About 77 kg per person.

@bushontheradio @RichieFirth @Absolute80s Not sure if you’ve seen this before, but if you crush up 4-5 Oreos and add a quarter cup milk, mix it up and put in the microwave for a min, you’ll have a warm chocolate cake. Pretty fun dessert.

@bushontheradio @RichieFirth @Absolute80s Madness tribute band name ideas: Madnass One Step Beyond Middle of the Street

@bushontheradio @RichieFirth @Absolute80s comfortably at home, shoes off and watching the kids play FIFA on XBox.

If the corner three hasn’t fallen the last four times, might as well try again. It’s only the game on the line. #SAMvsKU

Really heartwarming Samford allowing that make-a-wish kid to play with them in the game. Go #12. #SAMvsKU

No T@T bingo tonight, just a simple guess to dip my toes back into the Ten at a ten waters.

@andycrane64 @greatesthitsuk Hullo Andy! Diddly Dee, it’s me! And 78 is my guess.

@bushontheradio Got banned from a bowling alley as a teen. We got carried away trying to see how high we could launch the balls before they made contact with the lane. In hindsight, I would have banned me, too.

Have you ever been banned from somewhere? A pub, club or venue?

@SteveMartinToGo @latimes @EricIdle The last one.

“The strike officially ends at 12:01 a.m. on Thursday, November 9,” #sagaftra said in a statement after the Hollywood actors’ union negotiating committee approved a a tentative deal with the major studios. latimes.com/entertainment-… #AMPTP

@absoluteradio @bushontheradio @RichieFirth Thou shalt not remain obliviously in my blind spot whilst I attempt a lane change.

Bush saw some terrible driving earlier and is trying to create the 10 Commandments of Driving. Please reply to this with “Thou shalt / shall...” and then a rule...

@absoluteradio @bushontheradio @RichieFirth Probably not too safe or smart, but I enjoy going on a hike in the hills by myself. Been watching Walking Dead tho… so when I run into other hikers, I catch myself feeling like I need to hide.

What's the most fun you've had on your own? Richie is riding a vintage tube train this weekend and can't wait. Behave guys!

@absoluteradio @bushontheradio @RichieFirth @bushontheradio @RichieFirth listen… it was a little rough for me but fits the black and white qualification: The Lighthouse.

Hometime listeners Ryan & Kate have got in touch for Film Club this week. Their email reads... "Our 3 year old has destroyed our TV. The colour has basically drained and everything is black & white. Could you pick us a movie to watch that is actually black and white?"

@andycrane64 I would like to submit the year after my birth: 1981. So, I guess tonight’s 10@10 really does age me.

@andycrane64 @TheyCallMeScot Dearest An-diddly-dy, I would like to submit my guess of 91. No 10@10 bingo for me today. Just a simple guess. It was Zucherro that tipped me off. @greatesthitsuk

@TheyCallMeScot @RichieFirth @marksandspencer @Tesco @Absolute80s @bushontheradio Is this the equivalent of 10-year old me playing with matches when mom left me alone at home for an afternoon?

@RichieFirth @marksandspencer @Tesco And surprisingly not as off the rails as what's happening right now at the @Absolute80s studio with @bushontheradio. You two are disasters without each other. 🤣 twitter.com/bushontheradio…

Who’s judging me if @marksandspencer pasta doesn’t come with a fork? @Tesco to the rescue 😂 Feral but effective.

@TheyCallMeScot Haha. Brilliant. Not sure if I am witnessing @RichieFirth at his rock bottom, or at his peak.

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