Arron Larkham

@FearedBuck His ankle is giving R9 energy

Lionel Messi’s ankle is absolutely destroyed

How much would @PIF_en need to offer @UEFA for Saudi League to have a place in the 2024/25 Champions League?

@LibDems @Mickey_Helliet Now this is what I call ‘Long Covid’, the story that drags on and on, all the way to the next general election I bet…

We have tabled an amendment to refer Nadine Dorries, Jacob Rees-Mogg and the other five MPs found to have interfered with the partygate report into Boris Johnson for possible sanctions. Read on 🧵⬇️

@MUNCHRIH Laurel

this changes up the game fr…

@nhriuae #FreeAlbertDouglas has pleaded for Clemency after being Beaten, Tortured, Stripped of his Human Rights & Abused at the hands of the UAE Authorities, yet the campaign continues as the Dubai Rulers have not found it in their hearts to let him go despite this

@Darrenshakes I remember we invested hours in this on the old office PC Daz

@henryhibbs @sportbible Checked his age he’s 30 🤦‍♂️ still some player though

@ArronLarkham @sportbible 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Name a player who will win the Ballon d’Or in the next 10 years but you can’t say Erling Haaland or Kylian Mbappe

@naturewaaa @FabrizioRomano Yes, Indidi

@FabrizioRomano Indidi can solve this issue for United, why don’t we go for him

Manchester United have reached full agreement with Barcelona for Frenkie de Jong, after further talks. Package worth €85m. Fee guaranteed around €75m plus add-ons. 🚨🇳🇱 #MUFC Personal terms, still the issue to be resolved - as Frenkie’s priority is to stay at Barcelona.

@SkySportsNews Show the doubters the door. It’s not their job to worry about such things, only to give their all on the pitch for whoever is in charge…

Manchester United players are struggling to adapt to Ralf Rangnick's methods, with some at the club in doubt over whether he is the right man to be in charge.

@henryjosephb @UnitedStandMUFC 🤣😫

Manchester United are ________________

@FabrizioRomano Parallels could be drawn with the wildly successful acquisition of NFL goat Tom Brady by the Glazers Tampa Bay Buccaneers last season

Manchester United have been in direct contact with Jorge Mendes since yesterday night for Cristiano Ronaldo comeback. Now board talking about figures of the deal, potential salary & also fee for Juventus. 🔴🇵🇹 #MUFC Man United are now “seriously interested” - as Man City too.

@elonmusk I am selling the NFT of my loud fart on March 13th 2018, would you be interested in making an offer?

I’m selling this song about NFTs as an NFT

Home Superbowl and top of the Prem, what a season for the window fitters 😂 #GlazersOut

@_DHOTYA @Darrenshakes Dont you mean ‘roast’ each other 😁

Round 6 of controversial Christmas opinions: I saw this monstrosity on Facebook today. Drop a photo of your Christmas dinner in the replies and judge each other 👇🏻

Do you or would you, use Apple Face ID to lock/unlock your phone?

Lets play a game...

@HotspurRelated 22

Gareth Bale will score ____ goals for #thfc this season.

@Natheboi This any good?

#CK3 #CKIII #gaming