Blessing 4 Arsenal

Arsenal is so close to clinching the EPL, yet it feels so far away. This journey is not for the faint-hearted 😭

FC Barcelona for the night ✅✅✅

We all Love God Not only you!

The Speed of "Odogwu": 🏃‍♂️ Vs. Speed Darlington: 1000km/h (Straight to the station) 🧘‍♂️ Vs. Wizkid: 0km/h (Still loading...) They say he’s a Kid, but they forget some kids are Wizards. You don’t arrest what you can’t catch! 🦅🦅🦅

Speed Darlington: Talks about Diddy -> Gets arrested. 🚔 Wizkid: Posts the same Baby Oil -> Gets "silence." 🤫 This proves that "African Giant" has a limit, but the Wizard’s powers are international. Not every Kid is for daycare; some are for the coven! 🦅🔥

Burna Boy ran faster than the speed of light to pick up Akpi because of Diddy talk, but he’s been "unavailable" since the Landlord of Lagos started tweeting. 🌚 It’s one thing to arrest a person; it’s another thing to arrest a Wizard. The "Kid" in that name is a scam—Machala is a Spirit! 🧙‍♂️🪄 #WizkidVSOdogwu #NoStress

The "African Giant" used 5G network speed to arrest Speed Darlington over Diddy allegations, but he’s suddenly on Airplane Mode for Wizkid. ✈️🚫 I guess it’s easier to catch a "Speedy" than to catch a "Wizard." Not all kids are children—some are Wizards. Big Wiz for a reason! 🦅🦉 #Wizkid #BurnaBoy #SpeedDarlington

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@Ebuka97267634 Johnson Baby Oil..... Nor tell anybody say na me tell you ohh🤣🤣🤣🏃🏃🏃

Wetting dey cause burna boy and WizKid fight 🤷🏾

2026 is the year we found out that 'African Giant' and 'Baby Oil' can be used in the same sentence. Alaba market is the only winner here with all this sales volume!

Burna Boy thought he was fighting a DJ, but he’s actually fighting 1,000 bottles of Johnson’s Baby Oil. The internet never forgets a headline.

If you’re a DJ and you see a bottle of baby oil near the booth, just run. It’s no longer about skincare; it’s a lifestyle statement now! 😂

Burna Boy watching everyone trend for oil while he was just trying to enjoy his set. The Alaba boys are already making 'Odogwu Anti-Slip' versions.

Wizkid FC don leave jewelry and designer clothes. Our new official uniform is just glowing skin and baby oil. Stay smooth, no friction!

From now on, every Nigerian DJ must have a bottle of Johnson’s Baby Oil on their deck. If any artiste moves close to you, just start rubbing it on the floor. Health and Safety first!"

Burna Boy: 'I am the Giant!' 🦍 Wizkid: 'Hold this oil first; make your ego fit slide a small bit.' The pettiness is 10/10

Wizkid really said: 'Why fight the DJ when you can just be smooth?

Waybill to Port Harcourt: 1 carton of Johnson’s Baby Oil. Alaba boys are not joking. They’ve already branded a section 'Wizzy Baby Section'.

Go to Alaba right now, they’ve cleared the shelves. One trader told me, 'If you want to move like a Giant (Burna), buy the oil. If you want to tweet like a Legend (Wiz), buy two

Alaba market traders, after seeing Wizkid tweet about Johnson baby Oil: 'Customer, price don change o! Na Wizkid baby oil be this, no be the ordinary one. ₦5,000 last price!

Dear Nigerians, You’re not Yoruba. You’re not Igbo. You’re not Hausa. You're not Fulani You're not Ijaw YOU ARE NIGERIAN!!!! #TinubuMustGO