Lars Song

Leave it to the internet to identify a fetish you never knew you had.

@brunchausen 😂

Good Omens S2 (2023) #IneffableYear 🥂

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I almost cried when I read this. Truth is powerful.

STOLEN: tunic, blanket, purse, skirt. My house my broken into while I was gone for the holidays. All my regalia, except for hats, was stolen. Please help! It was my grandmother’s tunic and skirt. I don’t have words for how devastated I am. 📍 JUNEAU, AK

Starting a petition to name December 29th International Pizza Day

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at smalldickenergy@getalife.com

@insectapologist Their go-to for years has been diet and exercise and that just does not work for LC

@insectapologist I’m sorry the pulmonologist said this to you. It is obvious most doctors don’t know how to deal with LC.

@StarInTheTitle yea but the ring is chocolate, so worth it

Wrote about SZA and why vulnerability is the best revenge 4columns.org/holiday-harmon…

Watch & RT this video by @samdoesarts It’s VERY on point. youtu.be/5Viy3Cu3DLk

@CruisinSoozan I’ll see your cabbage rolls and I’ll raise you my muffin rolls. Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas from my cabbage rolls to yours.

Help is URGENTLY needed for the Armenian people!!! instagram.com/p/CmahV1ZBH1x/…

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@ari_stocrate well, I mean do you blame her?

If you let any story cut through all the Twitter noise today, please let it be this: At least six local news websites across Alabama and Florida have been secretly taking payments from power companies to run stories attacking clean energy + other policies npr.org/2022/12/19/114…

When I was a kid, everyone told me that when I grew up and started seeing taxes being taken out of my check, I would get more conservative but the opposite has happened because I look at my paycheck and I’m like “I pay this much in taxes just for people to be unhoused and unfed?“