Asa Montgomery

We came to wreck everything, and ruin your life... God sent us.

The Earth Was Blue, but There Was No God - EP by Light the Avenue itun.es/us/f7J-Z

Don't hate the hater, hate the hate.

So I took a blow dart to the ass. I guess I'm in that club now

wow property management law is fascinating

put a frog in cold water then turn the temperature up the Frog will boiled to death and not even realize. now replaced frog with Americans

even though im flat broke i want to get tattted! #RELEASE

quit posting pictures of your cat #notdirectedtopresto #whyyourlifesucks#fuckyourcat

awkward jellyfish

"all you need is a $1.99 ski mask and u can go into business for yourself" quote from Gabe my neighbor.

talespin <3

I want to believe that the way I am is the way it's dun.

nephew: uncle asa I need to poop me: go poop nephew: straining look on his face lesson 2 year-olds are very literal

there was chickens outside of my window this morning clucking very loud? I hope there still arround when I get home. chicken dinner :)

I'm coming up only to drag you under.

turk turk turk turkey !!!

i wish there was a Pandora station that was a Scotsman talkin shit all day that's entertainment

@MackkkStringer. there gypcys no one likes em

i fokin hate pikeys

With the onset of rain peoples IQ in Conyers Ga fall like the water vapor itself.