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So, I’ve spoken to some friends at NCBA, & they are making arrangements for ~2k-3k seedlings to be available in Kikuyu & Utawala. If you want to join us at either, hit me up, I’ll let you in on the logistics! @msnguhi @wanjirunjira @mitteiy @2njerii @MugureNjehia @tooearly4birds

When you fuck up so bad you have to pause the sanctions on the country you started a war with.

Medellín, Colombia dropped its city's warming temps by a whopping 4 degrees Fahrenheit. How? They created "green corridors" of trees and plants throughout the built city. It cost $6.50 per resident, and will save the city millions of dollars each year. We need more of this!

I was catching up with what is currently happening in Cuba and my heart broke. The USA government is a vile vile institution

Niko Kadi!

You used to have your bet ideas in the shower, now you have a waterproof speaker. You used to get lost in thought waiting for the train, now you have a phone to fill the gap. You used to daydream on long flights, now there's a screen in your hand and on the seat in front of you. You used to think on your morning commute, now you have a podcast playing before you leave the house. We used to stare in to the sky or into a fire and let our minds drift, now we have TVs and phone to replace that. We filled every silence and lost all of our peace, creativity and ideas that lived within that silence.

@kasiva_mutisya Endurance training. And well done 👏🏾👏🏾

I am yet to figure out the reward for hiking. 8KM

@joshuamalidzo The president finally took notice of the Abdikadir Commission on parastatals, then he went on to sponsor laws that add to the red tape. Quite a nansenz regime.

Dear Legislators and/or Legislative drafters, you do not need to create a new 'Authority', 'Office', 'Commission' in every piece of legislation that you come up with. The duplication of functions and waste of resources is not worth it.

Apparently there’s a name for this with ADHD: revenge bedtime procrastination. You spend all day forcing your brain to focus, function, and mask, then at night your brain finally feels like it has a second for itself and doesn’t want to let it go. So you stay up even when you’re exhausted. Anyone else?

@MRallykam @6_size @Jasiri_ACM Have you seen the ques for registration? Have you heard them joke about “kama line ya super metro …” Now, remember that a polling station can’t have more than 700 peeps, hizo Qs hazitakua as nasty nor feared.

@6_size @Jasiri_ACM Kwa kura only pregnant women, old people and those with babies get to jump queues…last election some women were caught exchanging a baby to jump queues and were sent to the back of the queue and the mother ejected from the station

These is probably going to be the first election in our history with food and beverage catering for free or even street cookouts. Kitu tutaona mara hii itaandikwa kwa historia. Bookmark this tweet.

@Jasiri_ACM I'll admit I didn't expect GenZs would get out & register to vote. Honestly, I'm thoroughly impressed but it also shows that people my generation haven't really figured GenZs so we constantly underestimate & misunderstand them. Let me start listening to them more closely

@Jasiri_ACM @walubengovich Wanadhani hizo tuko kadi chapters zitaisha after April? The amt of community being built, amazing.

Yoh @IEBCKenya pay the youth who worked for you! We will call you out on your BS juu hii election hamtacheza nayo!! Kwanza hiyo Marketing budget ya 100M mmpeleka wapi? Chuka university students went home juu watu hawakuwa job?? You are jokers.

So what is the Government of Kenya smoking? Kenya initially nominated Prof. Phoebe Okowa to the ICJ. Every inhabitant of planet earth knows Prof. Okowa is one of top 10 imminent scholars of international law and is supremely qualified to sit in court. She was elected in 2025 to fill a casual vacancy created by the resignation of Judge Abdulqawi Yussuf of Somalia. She is the 8th woman in history to sit in the ICJ. Her term runs till February 2027. Subsequently, Kenya launched her candidature for a full 9 years term. Last month, the government nominated Justice Njoki Ndugu of the Supreme Court of Kenya to the ICC. Of course Kenya knows it doesn't have the leverage or political gravitas on the international plane (Kenya is neither superpower nor even a mid-level power) to have two judges in the ICJ and ICC. So what game is GOK playing? Of the two good ladies who is being set for FAILURE and WHY? Note this...Election for the ICC is in December 2026. While Prof Okowa's campaign for a new 9 years term is in 2027. If Justice Njoki is elected in December 2026, Prof Okowa's chances in 2027 will be diminished and vice versa. Many countries (Kenya is competing against Uganda, Tanzania, Ghana, Switzerland, Combia and Japan) will rightly argue during the December elections for the ICC that Kenya already has Prof Okowa at the ICJ and electing Justice Njoki to the ICC isn't fair to regional/international representation. So what REALLY informs Kenya's strategic (mis)step to have the two good ladies run for the two courts in the same electoral circle? Mimi na smell a RAT!

Joe Rogan goes silent as guest dives deep on who Zelenskyy really is.

@MwendaKev @LegalEzra Ossorait. Hata sina ubaya majamaa.

@LegalEzra @Asaphjay What does Muga do for Meru, other than attending church services? Hatutaki nanny wakutupeleka Sunday School sisi.

@LegalEzra - naskia line up yenu ya Govr inakaa shaghala baghala. Si muongee na Eng Muga akitoka CS aingie county? We need sharp workers.

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@MaithyaVilivu Ndio tunafikiwa 🙏🏾

1610 Hrs EAT: Satellite images show widespread cluster thunderstorms along with very cold cumulonimbus cloud tops across #Kenya . Conspicuous intense rainstorms in Garissa, Tana River & Kitui Counties.

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