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LFG!! @HoustonRockets

A couple left for vacation and waved goodbye to their cat—only to check their security camera later and discover the cat had also waved goodbye back to them 💔

67 Astros

new pfp😤

Thanks @NASAArtemis II crew for getting my good side 🌕

Kevin Durant told Dillon Brooks, “My worst season is better than your best season” and he wasn’t lying 😭

Dillon Brooks talking sh*t to Kevin Durant and IMMEDIATELY getting his ankles snatched got me IN TEARS 😂🤣

Dear Americans, Your president is a madman.

H-E-B 🤝 Mission Control

@Smontano23 That California Connection is god tier

I been craving a sandwich from Central Market but that line be long af 😒

Late night vibe coding

#MeteorSighting: Eyewitnesses in Texas observed a bright fireball today, March 21, at 4:40 p.m. CDT. Current data indicates that the meteor became visible at 49 miles above Stagecoach, northwest of Houston. It moved southeast at 35,000 mph, breaking apart 29 miles above Bammel, just west of Cypress Station. The fragmentation of the meteor - which weighed about a ton with a diameter of 3 feet - created a pressure wave that caused booms heard by some in the area. Doppler weather radar also showed meteorites produced between Willowbrook and Northgate Crossing. 🔗 go.nasa.gov/47c9wbR Eyewitness accounts supplied by the American Meteor Society

Cowboy Bebop Tech Aesthetic:

yorkshire doing astral projection

@oelma__ 🙋

Anyone else make it with zero tattoos..

This is what a patriot looks like.

Legit ranking

@sciencegirl Greed.

What is stopping humanity from living peacefully together?

Just saw four fully loaded Apache helicopters flying northeast near The Galleria 😬