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@KevOnStage When my kids want to show me something I will tell them to give me a minute to drop what I’m doing (if it’s not important) or ask the to give me 5 minutes (& set a timer) so that I can give them my full attention. Now when I need their attention they do the same for me

Oddly specific parenting advice

@KevOnStage Uber Eats messed up my kids order and added bacon to my son’s filet-o-fish and now that’s the only way he eats the sandwich (no tartar sauce)

Trying the filet-o-fish for the first time.

@ChudmanReigns @p_forpearl @DailyLoud Police officers are not trained in sign language. If an officer wants to learn sign language, they do it on their on time and own dime

Deaf woman Andrea “Dre” Hollingsworth was awarded $1.2 million after police arrested her for “not listening,” despite her being unable to hear their commands.

@evermoresoc The look he makes when Penelope is running her fingers through his hair is the horniest, most lustful thing I’ve ever seen and…

imaginense q casteaban a otro actor y teníamos un I CANNOT gritado en vez de ese i cannot🥺 nonono les agradecemos poco a los directores de casting

@5thandBroadway @mrbrianrowe How?

@mrbrianrowe Over the top and uncalled for. Actually makes his win less special.

I think Viola Davis was all of us last night when Michael B. Jordan won Best Actor!!

My new memes added 😂😂😂

@_sorrengailll I just don’t feel like it a lot of the time

Where are the people who wear little to no makeup? Do you have a reason?

@KimiSchmitz @KevOnStage No

@KevOnStage Nice but shouldn’t the slogan be Only you Kevin

Hired my son to be the creative director for my merch company. Gotta say he’s absolutely smoking it.

Last year I started having these types of conversations with my daughter and it went just like this 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@MissSassbox You are enough

group project STOP scrolling and drop a positive vibe in three words, spread and keep it going like one big beautiful ass affirmation thread

@Denita_fit Right

@Di_Sea_Splitter I finished my carton of Lactaid Eggnog last night before I saw this post

@wiseconnector I sure am. I love that woman to pieces. She is such an inspiration to me

Are you?

@LoveNJosie @nikkibarnes No my kids are going to school and I’m going to work because I’m a single mom and I need to provide for mine

@nikkibarnes Let’s do it!!!

I think I’m gonna have to agree. 🧐

@nikkibarnes But this is the first year I can actually afford to get me and my kids matching Christmas pajamas BEFORE all the sizes run out

@Lilblackbabies She knows a time is about to be had 🤣🤣🤣

Mood

@Tweets_ByJay @Sadmethod This is not a emergency, and I will be making sure my kids know the difference between an emergency and an inconvenience

@Sadmethod Yea but then your kid never finna call you in an emergency because he know you ain’t going do shit

I agree because they'll turn into adults who think it's ok to inconvenience other ppl due to their irresponsibility

GUESS WHO JUST TURNED 30!!! Happy birthday to meeee 💃🏾

@KevOnStage That’s why you have a designated chair in the room for clothes that’s not really dirty/musty that you can throw on real quick when you’re legit doing a quick run to the store. Because once the clothes touch the hamper, it’s done for

What is your hamper rule? When is it dirty?

@KevOnStage Brioche is full fledged manna. It’s Brioche.

What’s the better bread to eat every day? Brioche or Focaccia?