Ashley Talbot

@TouchlineX 48 team one is wank, so this would be even more wank. Back to the old format where top 2 qualify only, none of this best 3rd placed team shite 🤯 Will be the worse World Cup there has been this year.

🚨💣 𝐄𝐗𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄: FIFA is now seriously considering to make the 2030 tournament a 64-team tournament. Discussions are ongoing internally, with the idea gaining traction despite concerns over scheduling and player workload. Nothing is final yet, but momentum is building.

@SkyFootball Not the media being all negative against an England team pre tournament again? 🤡

No wins against top 20-ranked teams for England under Tuchel 🫣

@NUFC No changing room pic lads?

Full-time.

Don’t pay it and won’t pay it. You’re a mug if you do.

@pkwestel Probably lose all 3 aswell.

In the 41 days between March 1 and April 10 Manchester United will play *three* football matches

TWO attackers in that team. Rotten.

Can’t wait for 7 defensive outfield players today 🙃 we go winless against Wolves, Leeds, Burnley then out the cup next weekend and he will be gone! Heard it here first 🫡

Utter shite last night, Wolves with 2pts all season & we play with 7 defensive outfield players, 1st sub was Fletcher who would be nowhere near the first team if wasn’t for his Dad & the 2nd sub was a centre half🤯 we get pumped on Sunday away at Leeds. Get him gone.

@ToonFan14 Aww

“Not handball because he’s in the process of pushing Thiaw to the floor” is one of the most apt big 6 excuses for not conceding a penalty I’ve ever heard and it was said with no irony. You can only laugh at this point 😆

@lospectra_ Coentrao

Without mentioning Ronaldo or pepe, name any Portuguese that played for Real Madrid. Impossible

Definitely deserved more here but fair play Villa, Rogers is quality ⚽️⚽️

@mufcMPB 0 1 1 1 3

Manchester United’s next 5 games: - Aston Villa (A) - Newcastle (H) - Wolves (H) - Leeds (A) - Burnley (A) How many points will we get?👇

Rock bottom 2 points 0 goals scored in last 5 Wolves 1-0 Man Utd.

Get all your money on Wolves to get their first win of the season tonight, absolute banker 💯

Fair play Everton but fuck me, Sticking to 5 at the back against 10 men 💩🤯

I think the only thing worse than fireworks is photos/videos of fireworks 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

You love to fucking see it! Anyone know why Salah and £130m Isak didn’t play today? 🙃

@Utdbeni For one week..

Amorim is about to do the unthinkable and go an unbeaten run..

@KUSH23TV_ Be gone in the international break!

What’s your honest opinion of Ruben Amorim as United manager after that match?

VAR is fucking shite, 4 minutes for them to say actually yeah the on field decision was correct 🤯 then of course he misses 💩.