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This it? Kind of a dump. I mean it’s a beats a hoard infected cabin but still…
◟♯ . ╱ 𝓀𝖺͟𝗈͟𝗋𝗎@yakuzacrackdown
( to be honest — lady wasn’t listening . she was used to this from dante . she was able to tune it out easily . ) right . . . i’m sure you did .
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( Ash is messing with the grooves along his saw as the advanced towards Devil May Cry, chirping on with his usual blabber. )
So, there I was hacking through these skeleton things and I do a full 360 backflip. Don’t even know how. I never did one till then.
◟♯ . ╱ 𝓀𝖺͟𝗈͟𝗋𝗎@yakuzacrackdown
yeah , i figured . ( and so , cue her leading the way to devil may cry . it isn’t too far . )
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Well demons and zombies go hand and hand. There have been no apocalypse though — thanks to me. Then again … it’s been a minute since I’ve been home.
𝓜aria 𝓗ermosa@Malaestrelya
You have demons and ZOMBIES? Is your world in an apocalypse!?
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I mostly call myself that.
Lead the way Lady the Lady.
◟♯ . ╱ 𝓀𝖺͟𝗈͟𝗋𝗎@yakuzacrackdown
. . . armageddon slayer ? i doubt that . but alright , ash .
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Names Ash… Ash Williams. Some call me Slashy Ashy, Ashy Slashy, Armageddon slayer, but just Ash works.
◟♯ . ╱ 𝓀𝖺͟𝗈͟𝗋𝗎@yakuzacrackdown
well , it’s lady , actually . so you don’t have to learn anything new . what’s your name ?
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Awesome sauce! Thanks lady — by the way, what’s your name?
◟♯ . ╱ 𝓀𝖺͟𝗈͟𝗋𝗎@yakuzacrackdown
. . . dante ? i’ll show you where it is , but dante’s not around right now .
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Usually they got these zombie host things called deadites. They infect people.
Had my own city with that thing. That’s when they aren’t giant trees or just literal monsters.
𝓜aria 𝓗ermosa@Malaestrelya
[ She takes a step back in surprise. ] Wh---How... I... ... You kill demons with that? What KIND of demons do you have?
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Bit lost. I was told that I could probably find answers there from Donald guy. Dontell? Something like that.
◟♯ . ╱ 𝓀𝖺͟𝗈͟𝗋𝗎@yakuzacrackdown
. . . i know where you can find a shop ( * called ) devil may cry . why ?
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Zoo wee mama … I don’t get it.
Hey, you know where I can find a crying Devil?
◟♯ . ╱ 𝓀𝖺͟𝗈͟𝗋𝗎@yakuzacrackdown
i’m not explaining this shit again
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With my chainsaw hand mostly alongside some magic fuckery.
[ He says raising his right arm. There his hand had been swapped for a revolving blade. Purring as he revs it up. ]
𝓜aria 𝓗ermosa@Malaestrelya
[ Smiling awkwardly, but as accommodating as she can ] That must be an ordeal. How do you fight off the demons?
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What the fuck is rizz guys.
◟♯ . ╱ 𝓀𝖺͟𝗈͟𝗋𝗎@yakuzacrackdown
he said zoo we mama that was the rizz
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Ash Williams retweetledi
No— not superheroes. Demons on the other hand are something we got. I fight them off a lot. Like … a lot.
It’s kind of my thing. That and my leading man likability.
𝓜aria 𝓗ermosa@Malaestrelya
Erm... I can't say about Knights---I might be wrong---but aliens and sorcerers and angels and demons and... you understand what I mean. Hm. I suppose they're all superheroes. Does your universe have them?
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No, just call me Ash. Mr. Williams was my dad.
So uh— what’s this universe about?
Knights? Superheroes? Aliens?
𝓜aria 𝓗ermosa@Malaestrelya
I am Maria. A pleasure to make your acquaintance, Mr. Williams.
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Right on the money, lady. Names Ash… Ash Williams.
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𝓜aria 𝓗ermosa@Malaestrelya
Holes and wires...? That doesn't sound like---Oh. You mean a landline. You aren't from here-here, are you?
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Yeah that. I mean where I’m from phones don’t have screens honey. Just a couple holes and wires.
𝓜aria 𝓗ermosa@Malaestrelya
...Like a phone?
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Michigan, or more specifically a wormhole.
Hey, did she know they have like portable TV’s they can put in their pocket now?
𝓜aria 𝓗ermosa@Malaestrelya
...! Where did he come from!?
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The book felt no damage to it. It left nothing other than a black circle of which sat in the center of the material. Whatever it was, it wasn’t normal.
“Yeah man, I’ve tried. Fire? Check. Acid? Check. Wood chipper … actually I stopped at acid, but it probably wouldn’t work.”
𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑@AllAmericanSupe
Being handed the Necronomicon Ex-Mortis, Homelander ran his fingers over the creepy face on the cover before taking a sniff. "This is...human. Human leather." God knows Homelander is well acquainted with the smell of death, but the Evil Dead itself? Not so much. "What happens if I just...." His eyes started to glow red hot in an attempt to burn the book. No idea what he might have just unleashed.
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