Ash Williams
490 posts


( to be honest — lady wasn’t listening . she was used to this from dante . she was able to tune it out easily . ) right . . . i’m sure you did .

yeah , i figured . ( and so , cue her leading the way to devil may cry . it isn’t too far . )

You have demons and ZOMBIES? Is your world in an apocalypse!?

. . . armageddon slayer ? i doubt that . but alright , ash .

well , it’s lady , actually . so you don’t have to learn anything new . what’s your name ?

. . . dante ? i’ll show you where it is , but dante’s not around right now .

[ She takes a step back in surprise. ] Wh---How... I... ... You kill demons with that? What KIND of demons do you have?

. . . i know where you can find a shop ( * called ) devil may cry . why ?

i’m not explaining this shit again

[ Smiling awkwardly, but as accommodating as she can ] That must be an ordeal. How do you fight off the demons?

he said zoo we mama that was the rizz

Erm... I can't say about Knights---I might be wrong---but aliens and sorcerers and angels and demons and... you understand what I mean. Hm. I suppose they're all superheroes. Does your universe have them?

I am Maria. A pleasure to make your acquaintance, Mr. Williams.

Holes and wires...? That doesn't sound like---Oh. You mean a landline. You aren't from here-here, are you?

...Like a phone?

...! Where did he come from!?

Being handed the Necronomicon Ex-Mortis, Homelander ran his fingers over the creepy face on the cover before taking a sniff. "This is...human. Human leather." God knows Homelander is well acquainted with the smell of death, but the Evil Dead itself? Not so much. "What happens if I just...." His eyes started to glow red hot in an attempt to burn the book. No idea what he might have just unleashed.

