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@Ash_Not_Ketchum

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Muncie, IN Katılım Eylül 2009
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Ashley@Ash_Not_Ketchum·
This tweet is only for my FBI agent: hey man, did I sound okay when I was singing Burn from Hamilton at the top of my lungs in my car as if I had a man in my life to hurt me? I think it was a little pitchy. I’m open to constructive criticism.
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Noah Kahan@NoahKahan·
Working on some terrible music for u all xoxo you’re gonna hate it!
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HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE
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Ashley@Ash_Not_Ketchum·
*aggressively doing the sign for all done*
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Ashley@Ash_Not_Ketchum·
Noah Kahan indy lawn tickets reselling for 300+ dollars is CRIMINAL
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Ashley@Ash_Not_Ketchum·
Uh oh the Facebook moms are already complaining about the Barbie movie.
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Ashley@Ash_Not_Ketchum·
A man just asked me if my chrysanthemum tattoo was a lily. Now let’s do a fun little side by side to determine if this man has ever seen a lily.
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cayt@littlecaytlin·
hello, i have recently discovered i enjoy a small glass of whiskey on the rocks bc i am an old man
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Ashley@Ash_Not_Ketchum·
I haven’t lived in Monee for nearly 2 years now but I just don’t have it in me to take lucky burrito out of my contacts. She was too special to me.
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🄺🄻🅄🄱@_KalebMatthew_·
I miss that time in my life that I could shake ass with friends to songs from musicals. Can I get that back? I need that back.
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Ashley@Ash_Not_Ketchum·
I wonder what the youth pastors are gonna do to spin the submarine story into a message this week
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Ashley@Ash_Not_Ketchum·
Happy new @NoahKahan Day to all who celebrate
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Ashley@Ash_Not_Ketchum·
@HannahK127 I honestly couldn’t think of a better person for the job.
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🎅 Hannah 🎅@HannahK127·
@Ash_Not_Ketchum Can I maintain the Google form results and conduct the exit interviews of the future failed relationships?
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Ashley@Ash_Not_Ketchum·
I could go back to therapy or I could make a google form to send to all past and future failed relationships to see why we didn’t work out for FREE
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Ashley@Ash_Not_Ketchum·
I thought everyone on tiktok was only seeing videos with @NoahKahan Stick Season Deluxe version previews. turns out, they aren’t. and I think I’m might be mentally unstable.
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Ashley@Ash_Not_Ketchum·
This is a written warning that the moment @NoahKahan drops the deluxe version of Stick Season that I will be indisposed for a significant amount of time.
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Ashley@Ash_Not_Ketchum·
Earned my white lady badge today. Tried to help a loose dog. He was very large and I treated him like a tiny baby. I ended up with scratches. I still think he was just a sweet lil baby.
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Ashley@Ash_Not_Ketchum·
The midwestern urge to ask “y’all still living out on *insert street name here*?” When you run into an old friend
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Ashley@Ash_Not_Ketchum·
If you’re my aunt and uncles neighbor who just saw me on the back patio without pants on trying to get the dogs to stop barking, no you didn’t.
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