Asher Kassin

This kids going places… not the movies, but places.

Maybe I’m not good at comedy

Photos by a dude named Travis. He’s tagged on my IG

You think there’s a corvette dealer in heaven ? For people having a post life crisis.

Excited for my next show at the ice house

fuck you????

I wonder if there’s a Corvette dealer in heaven for anyone having a post-life crisis

Finding Family Guy on your hotel TV is like pulling a ray gun from the box

Anthony Mackie suddenly written out of every marvel movie

The other night at the comedy store

I can't think of anything provocative to tweet, and yet, I must continue... Must...keep....tweeting.

I feel like the best place to find a personal trainer would be a gay bar.