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@AsherSos

nb he/they ftm • bearded sappho • interested in too many things so I will never master one

Brooklyn, NY Katılım Haziran 2017
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Who do I have to contact to get these two together????
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I know some day I will have to leave Brooklyn to have a house in the suburbs but I just can’t even fathom that life.
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A couple has been fighting / breaking up across the street for the last half hour. At least my rent also goes towards entertainment. I love New York.
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new law to prevent cis men from making podcasts from now on and to remove their content from the internet.
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Just overheard two pre-teen boys practicing pick-up lines: “Are you a meatball? Because I wanna meet you.”
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@AbnormalAmanda I really think I’m on to something here
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Jamie Lee Curtis is the female Stanley Tucci. No I will no elaborate and I do not need to.
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The hospital didn’t give me any pain meds so I took extra strength Tylenol and a bottle of red wine. #AmericanHealthCare
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“Hang tight! We’re trying to fix it as soon as possible.” #LOVEISBLINDreunion
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@Terminal5NYC consistently has the absolute WORST crowds. This venue needs to stop over-serving people in their early 20s. If someone comes up to the bar already wasted, cut them off.
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Sir please. I’m just trying to go home.
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A man just sniffed me as I got off the subway and let out a disturbingly satisfied “ahhhh :)”
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I don’t have enough garlic bread in my life
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Cutting down a wedding guest list is so stressful. I don’t wanna hurt anyone’s feelings but weddings are EXPENSIVE y’all.
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Anyone else notice while streaming #Oscar2023 on the @ABC app, an ad break happens whenever a Black creator is in the middle of an interview??? What the f*ck is up with that? #Oscars
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I’ve been working in news for so long that I don’t even know what jobs have normal working hours during the week. The only thing that comes to mind is teacher??
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My fiancé has a wedding Pinterest board with my best friend and not me.
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I love when my girlfriend orders for me. Like yes thank you, my executive dysfunction doesn’t allow me to make decisions and you know I just wanna order the same thing I always do anyway.
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If Maury was around back when Jesus was born…
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Why can’t I get dino nuggets delivered? @government
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