The White Mitch Hedberg
163 posts
The White Mitch Hedberg
@Asherzcomedy
NYC and DMV Comedian
Manhattan, NY Katılım Nisan 2026
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Mr Beast looks like an animatronic on the verge of malfunctioning
IGN@IGN
MrBeast is planning a real-life version of The Hunger Games. bit.ly/4m0Umvb
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Liked one tweet about being stressed now twitter think imma law student yall okay
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The White Mitch Hedberg retweetledi
Pilot: is there a doctor on the plane
Doctor: yes I’m here
Pilot: why are you flying spirit
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The infinite monkeys I put to type for an infinite amount of time on an infinite number of typewriters are unionizing
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@TheMonkeyJungle To make the cube some gay had to assemble it one sugar at a time
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@starqimb To be fair LeBron so good he could have two documentaries and still be playing
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this is my least favorite casual NBA fan slop tweet. i've seen it thirty times. why would a lebron james documentary end 60% of the way through his career
Ball@BallTalkO
Imagine in 20 years there’s a LeBron James documentary and it ends like this
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I love when white people ask me how’s it going and I say oh it’s going pal. they like that one
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Baby walking in front of me totally js blew smoke all in my face what the hell
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@Husvero Trying to do Elden beast with a faith build nearly ruined me
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The White Mitch Hedberg retweetledi
no knife guy wants to admit that a pair of scissors is a way more useful daily carry. why are there no scissors guys
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@Airplanmode1998 @FreddieGibbs Following @FreddieGibbs is a treat bc he be famous but still retweet shit like this
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Oh Lord don’t give us pussy with no strings attached.
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Wicked_wife@tall_chilizzy
Women need to start using men for sex, sleep with them and block them. Give them a taste of their own medicine..
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@Bd_irB_ll I thought this was about the kid from the peanuts that plays the piano
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@vehiclefan53 @awawawhoami I was always against trump bc he was the mean kids dad in little rascals
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@awawawhoami guy who hated trump's inclusion in home alone 2
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"lifelong never trumper" implies a guy who would've voted for trump in 2008
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@TheHumanDurag My buddy Justo has a bit abt this lol
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Remember when crash out used to mean dying killing or prison.
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@myloveishigher Idk what even counts as fire the sun being fire is a pretty reasonable logic jump
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A surprising amount of people don’t understand that the sun is not on fire
critter@BecomingCritter
wait is this true
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Social media might be fake but that doesn’t mean you have to be
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Sometimes I think I’m living incorrectly and no one’s gonna stop me
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