Ashleigh 🦞

When MGK said “Watch me take a good thing and fuck it all up in one night.” I felt that.🤘🏽

for real..

she’s a 10 but she spends most of her time laying in bed doing nothing.

One day of sunshine and every crackhead in Augusta has come out to play.

My toxic trait: there is nothing, absolutely NOTHING that I will not joke about. No matter how serious, or how dark. 🥲

I love intelligent men. Like yes, advise me. Yes, proofread my work. Yes, teach me 😭

someone once told me “being in a healthy relationship will force you to work on yourself, being in a toxic one will just provoke your toxic traits” and I didn’t understand it until I got in my healthy relationship I’m in now cuz wow the accuracy

my main two goals for next year is money management & SELF CARE heavy on that 😭

I wanna experience New Years in NYC atleast once

precisely.

@erika6434 Stitch fix!!

It’s impossible to find shirts that aren’t cropped.. not everyone wants their gut hanging out

sleeping naked with the fan on full blast while wrapped up in a fuzzy blanket is top tier

Only posting on Twitter because you guys the real mvp #darkside

why stack your tupperware when you can chunk it into the cabinet and close the door before it falls out.

The LA homecoming parade is really hitting me in the feels rn, how was that almost 10 years ago? 🥹🤯

Garrett’s on the phone with USAA insurance, and the woman just referred to him as “Specialist Bowers” and I’ll never refer to him as anything else. 🤣

My gift to my mom this year was that I didn’t make her a grandmother. <3