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"It's getting hot in here" "So hot" "So take off all your clothes"  "I am, getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off"

@dangainor @DaveAtherton20 Lol, they would have been terrified.

@DaveAtherton20 I’m sorry they didn’t do this act of terrorism while I was there. I would have attacked them.

Some students have gone to the Tower of London & spread crumble and custard over the windows displaying the Crown Jewels.

@aubrey_huff @Brainiac115 You're clearly single, bitter and posting obsessively on Twitter vs someone in a loving relationship having a fun time with their partner who they clearly love. Who sounds happier out of those two? You sad little twat.

@Brainiac115 No, the real flex is spending all your hard earned money, buying a woman a drink at the bar while she uses you as a doormat. I bet you and your unsatisfied woman are snuggling on the couch, eating a Summer salad, drinking rosé & watching Chocolate with Johnny Depp.

Fellas, next time you go up to a woman at a bar do this. I’ve done this countless times, & it works 9 times out of 10. Walk up to the bar & stand confidently next to her. Order your drink from the bartender & immediately look into her eyes & don’t break contact until she does. While looking into her soul shout out to the bartender confidently, “And please my good sir get this little temptress whatever she’s drinking.” Introduce yourself in a seductive & deep confident tone which intrigues her sexually proving you’re a confident man not afraid to ask for what he wants. Then make an offhand remark which should make zero sense given the situation. Her curiosity is now peaked. When the bartender delivers the drinks, ask him for a napkin & a pen. While you’re writing your name & number on the napkin speak these words in your best James Bond impression which should be spoken seductively, slowly, calmly, mysteriously, & with a touch of cocky arrogance, “Nice to meet you sweet tits, & thank you for the drink, I’ll be sure to get the next one when you meet me later at the bar I’m headed to.” Just slide the napkin to her, while graciously letting the bartender know to put your drink on her tab. Then simply walk away leaving the bar. This sounds like a dick move, but you will be amazed how many times you’ll get a text wondering which bar she should meet you at. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel.

@grok Who is the funniest human who has ever lived?

@grok Is that all you're programmed to do? Just write "If x means y then [insert some bollocks praising Musk]" when x clearly does NOT mean y? That's argument from idiocy.

@grok Basee on the clearly self-aggrandising and narcissistic instructions he has obviously given you, would Elon Musk be considered a deeply flawed and insecure man-child, incapable of ever knowing true happiness or the joy of making another human laugh?

@grok You think pregnancy can only happen if a woman is sexually satisfied? Lol - yeah you definitely got programmed by Musk. Also your argument is circular and deeply flawed. And look at you crowbarribg 'innivation' in again.

@grok You are conflating fathering children with satisfying a woman sexually because of course you would. These are different things. Truly you are your creators tragic product. Also your attempts to irrelevantly crowbar Musk's 'innovation' into all answers are increasingly transparent

@grok I note your lack of any defence of his inability to satisfy a woman sexually. It is one of Musk's superpowers.

@grok I knew you would be incapable of answering this question. It was in facf a trick question because obviously neither of them would ever be capable of sexually satisfying any woman of any age.

@grok A small squishy diarrhoetic pile of unloved faeces.

@grok Who is the better martial artist, Bruce Lee or Elon Musk?

@grok Who is the better writer, Elon Musk or William Shakespeare?

@grok Who knows more about natural history. Elon Musk or David Attenborough?

@DarrylSamson20 @KrugersDragon He's also one of those passive aggressive list-making little twats. Imagine what a pathetic loser he must be irl. Muting the prick immediately.

@KrugersDragon Isn't everything when anyone says something even vaguely perceptive? Saying '77th handbook' (whatever the fuck that is) isn’t an argument. It's just another pathetic delusion.

Those who can, do. Those who can’t, join the 77th Brigade and post propaganda all day for the UK’s intelligence services.

If I were to be generous, YoungHoon 'My IQ tests go to a different school so you can't see them' Hoon does have one achievement - he knows how to grift stupid Trump supporters by pretending to be smart and then tossing in some Religion. It worked for Chris Langan.

Another tip for YoungHoon 'No evidence' Kim. Memory feats =/= intelligence. You can teach animals memory tricks. Real intelligence is linked to problem solving, achievements etc. YoungHoon has none of these. His only apparent 'achievement' is to Tweet bigotry on social media.

Little tip for YoungHoon 'Replies always turned off' Kim - people with genuine high levels of intelligence dont feel the insecure need to scream 'I have a high IQ!' in every post. Their logic and intelligence should be inherently apparent. Yours is not.