Ashley Stanton

More stores need to have “humility baskets”. Those baskets placed midway through the store for that “oh I overestimated my ability to carry these groceries” moment.

Imma need the smarter Swifties to decode some of these songs for me. #TheLifeofaShowgirl #TaylorSwift

@TheCrazyBull is forever my favourite guest on the @cheapseatsau. It is the best form of chaos 🤣 #CheapSeatsAU

I can’t believe @TheTimMcDonald just opened that successfully. The power of a Mint Slice! #CheapSeatsAU

Okay, how much was Taylor Swift paid to get people to watch the AMAs?

I absolutely adore a comfort read (hello predicable, HEA romance novels) but I LOVE getting smacked in the face by a plot twist.

Taylor Swift didn’t need to go so hard in Would’ve, Could’ve, Should’ve. Damn girl. Spare a thought for us mere mortals 😭 @taylorswift13 @taylornation13

If you want a dedicated staff member waiting on you hand and foot, don’t go shopping on Boxing Day. And whatever you do, DO NOT THROW SHOES AT OTHER PEOPLE FFS. I can’t believe that has to be said.

The staff member rightfully reprimanded her, saying that was rude. The woman said the staff member left her and she was sitting down but wanted service. The staff said “I was serving another customer, it’s busy today. You can call me over. But don’t throw shoes. That’s rude.”

Why is it so hard for some people to be kind to retail staff?! This woman deadset threw a shoe across the store at a staff member to get her attention.

Well this aged well #Konstaswicket Still, a phenomenal innings 👏

Konstas on his debut is showing up all the veterans tonight #BBL14

@jessica_hromas @Sasbites This seems to be a still from a video published by Michael Thompson on FB: facebook.com/share/19rrNVde…

@Sasbites Hi, I am wondering if this your image and if the Guardian Australia could publish it and credit you?

There's pretty horrific damage to infrastructure in Port Vila, Vanuatu, after the 7.3 magnitude #earthquake today. We're seeing flattened/collapsed buildings, rubble everywhere. Thankfully though, the tsunami threat has been cancelled. Thoughts are with the people of Vanuatu RN

I don’t mean to be alarmist, but where is my @Spotify Wrapped? How am I supposed to know what I listened to all year without it? Also, I am now at risk of Christmas music being incorporated…

@KaylaChowShow Kit Kat!

Her name is the last thing you ate.

I’m not sorry for the person I become during the #Olympics. With the time difference this year that means stupid o’clock alarms and non-stop commentary to my friends about our athletes. It truly consumes me and becomes my identity for that 2+ week period.

@azurekou_ I saw someone else say to navigate to the live channels and select Fox 506. It’s working for me that way!

Calling all Australians that use kayo to watch f1. Is it working for you guys rn? Cause mine isn't and my friends also isn't #aussie #f1 #kayo

I love that @_Tracina has committed to the bit for her Archipelago of Love Islands segment #TheCheapSeatsAu

@TheCrazyBull will forever be the best guest to ever appear on the #CheapSeatsAU

Tim successfully opened something on the show? Our boy is all grown up 🥲 #CheapSeatsAU