Ashley Strongarm

flavour blasted

Wow, what a stressful week of work. Time to relax by holding a phone beaming endless streams of horrific international news inches from my head

i love her bangs

Please stop calling my shoes ‘a recession indicator’. I’ve had these

I hatched out of this yesterday

you learn a lot about yourself at the DMV

I had a dream where I said “every day is 4pm” and everyone thought it was so profound that I made a mental note to tweet it

You’re laughing. I’m fading into you and you’re laughing

incredible impulsive decision today

I need you to watch the official music video for Seal’s Kiss from a Rose

Working from a cafe, got talking to the owner and now they’re playing my music over the speakers. I love today :)

Wtf was Elton John on about when he goes If I was a sculptor… heh. But then again, no.

Dexter Morgan at 16 yo

just saw this guy on the street

i know family spaghetti night had them looking crazy

just took my first improv class and already panicked and said fish were the aliens of the sea

It snew?

Wendy Williams used to get on daytime television and say “clap if you have ever wanted to kill someone” and the audience would burst into applause.