Ashley Waters

@SkyBet Native River (Gold cup) Supasundae (champion hurdle) Summerville Boy (Stayers Hurdle) all to finish top 4 #RequestABet

@earthquakevt Staying at #siriusdeluxehotel #Alanya and it woke us up. 3rd quake felt in 3 days. #somealarmclock

⚠️UPDATE: Strong #earthquake (#deprem) mb=5.2 - 66,6 KM SE of #Tekirova, #Turkey. Depth: 58,8 KM. >Also felt in #Cyprus.< More info at: on.doi.gov/2N7loor |<. #EQVT, #quake, #σεισμός, #seismós, #seísmo, #sismo, #temblor, #terremoto. Did you feel this earthquake?, Tell us!.

⚠️Prelim. Strong #earthquake (#deprem) mb=5.4 - 109 KM South of #Antalya, #Turkey. Depth: 10 KM. >Also felt in #Cyprus region.< #EQVT, #quake, #σεισμός, #seismós, #seísmo, #sismo, #temblor, #terremoto. Did you feel this earthquake?, Tell us!.

@glynwaters same time next year ;)

@glynwaters if/when I'm needed.

@iamkatyg thanks pet :)

@djaffix hey dude. Send me your name n I'll add you up :) things are good here. How's life in the Netherlands?

@russell_kane great show. Was part of the gf's birthday present. Will jellyfish her once home. #treatemmeanboy

Nice work @robbeckettcomic. Not from lewisham but not far, Orpington. #longwayfromhome

@jimmycarr I just delivered a screwfix catalogue to an Aids Hospice. Irony or clutching at straws? #truestory

No snow in Brighton, which is well gay. #ferrtsttouristinformation

Competition at the pet store to name their corn snake.. Maizey surely? #inthebag

@glynwaters that's the holding pen.

Think we need to take heed of Futurama and keep the mutants in the sewers. #jeremykyleshow

@jasonturnstill thought i'd show my face. Tis the season etc. I drive most of the day now so don't/can't get on here as much.

@glynwaters looks like dad.

Rob Walker of BBC snooker mc fame can only be the result of a drunken fumble between the BFG and a giant redwood. #justsaying

Abusing the Dominos app.

@glynwaters tis a band I have a discerning hatred for.

I wonder if I harpooned he's whale Noah would fuck off? Gotta be worth a shot.

Fatima = Frank #Imacelebrity