Ashley Rivas

when google did layoffs a few years ago tons of people found out they were laid off because they couldn't badge in after commuting to the office multiple people on my team and neighboring teams were affected by the layoffs but the crazy thing is i know people who were rehired within a few months of being let go i think companies just have a large margin of error when they do these things. they figure the handful of people they incorrectly lay off will pale in comparison to the cost savings they reap by removing a large percentage of the workforce these layoffs feel so dystopian nowadays especially since meta employees ended up learning the exact day the massive cuts would happen imagine having to do your job the last few weeks knowing that thousands of people were going to be laid off by the end of the month i actually don't think these layoffs should surprise people since businesses will always do what's best for business and it's best to accept that notion when you join any company never be loyal to a company because a company will never be loyal to you you have a 9+ digit employee number at these companies for a reason because you're literally just a number these companies don't owe you anything and this should feel freeing since it should make you realize you don't owe them anything either don't feel bad about quitting don't feel bad about taking vacation don't feel bad about signing off early employees should min-max employment the same way companies min-max employees

Note for less-cultured Europeans: you can only call it Kirkland Cabernet Sauvignon if it comes from the Costco region of the United States.

microdosing pto by dissociating at work

ever since i was a little girl i knew i didn’t respect authority figures

We need a limit to how much you can reap what you’ve sowed. I mean sure, these are the consequences of my own bad actions, but OMG??!

Happy earth day to the most underrated dessert in the game 🌎

went from bad bunny to jacob elordi… this is the greed they talk about

Yet another beautiful day wasted by the shackles of employment

“Only eat food with ingredients you can pronounce!” Ok well what if I’m really good at pronouncing words? What if I’m just a better reader than you? Is it healthier for me?

me, someone who started watching male figure skating 3 days ago: "this is the biggest upset our sport has ever seen. i could have never imagined this happening."

Ok brother, do you think you could make Outlook search work when you have a minute?

Born too early to explore the stars. Born too late to explore the earth. Born just in time to Klarna rotisserie chickens.

“Splurging on rotisserie chicken”

Fuck your ChatGPT, if I want to see a caricature of myself I will make the effort to go to the seaside and pay £15 for a cruel man to give me body dysmorphia like we’ve always done.

You cannot leave the sauna before anyone who was already in there. Pass out if need be.

There’s no way she did an ad about being his ex 😭😭.

if you release a Super Bowl commercial early, it is not a Super Bowl commercial

My homeboy dropped the blunt twice and when he FaceTimed his btch she declined it. Now we on the highway going 120.

catherine o’hara please say sike right now

I for one am shocked that NBA employees are gambling. How did they get sucked into that kind of activity? I really hope they address this on the FanDuel Pregame show sponsored by bet365, right before the big game at DraftKings arena