kickflips and kebabs
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@ColdSteelFartin I drank some cogs fluids with my morning coffee and it completely stripped my intestinal lining. Thank you John cogs.
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happy anniversary to cogs fluid 🙏 it’s changed my world
John Cogs@JohnCogs5
I've been working on this for a while. I call it cogs fluid. I hope it will change the world
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I was checking my photo albums and saw that because I’ve saved this stupid photo of limmy like 15 times whenever I want to use it my phone recognizes him and thinks he’s someone I know so it made a montage
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This company when the school shooter 5000 gets used in a school shooting.
Gun Lovers Club@GunloverClub1
This 12-gauge folding shotgun fits in a standard backpack and goes from stowed to 'send it' in 3 seconds.
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I love living in the first village of an rpg man. friendly neighbors, music is chill af, we even got that one kid we adopted into the village of whom the ancient prophecy was written about. anyway there’s a big ceremony tomorrow cant wait to still be alive after it
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@BlairBlaire2 @TechSoulGeeta @em_Lazzy "time off" from going on a bullshit official trip to the Olympics to make an ass of himself, sure I guess you could consider that "work"
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How the fuck does the Director of the FBI go missing? What. The. Fuck.
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@TechSoulGeeta @em_Lazzy "going after the deep state" yeah he's really hard at work there
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Relax this is based on an anonymously sourced Atlantic hit piece full of unverified claims about drinking and absences. Kash Patel already called it ‘all false’ and threatened to sue, saying he’ll see them in court with their checkbook. He was even posting on X yesterday pushing back hard. Classic media panic over a guy actually going after the deep state. Where were these ‘concerns’ when previous admins had real leadership blackouts? 😂
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"radicalize" has been diluted to mean absolutely nothing because of this website
Matt Van Swol@mattvanswol
The most radicalizing content on the internet is old footage of Americans shopping in stores 25 years ago. It's calm, quiet, civil, no fighting, no screaming, no phones, it's not overly crowded. You can't quite describe it, but you miss it so deeply.
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90’s dads were like “ yeah my six year old can handle terminator 2: judgment day “
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It is so painfully obvious when I get an email that was written using an LLM because the acronyms are all fucked up
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@WeGettinItDone Dang I got to get on your level. I finished a Norwegian on Sunday and at the distance you ran I was at 3 hours lnao
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The best way to describe phonk is to imagine EDM in the Donkey Kong universe
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@mikenelson586 We have to harness his reverse polarization somehow
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JD Vance should probably not leave the country based on the success of his two most recent international trips
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It's only alarming if you can conceptualize many orders of magnitude past a million
New York Post@nypost
Alarming study reveals the universe will end much, much sooner than previously estimated trib.al/RpqYdbt
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@PJMatt That's usually the population that has the tab in most units
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These parasitic gambling companies started reporting their site trends like actual news. It's so fucking scummy and annoying. Even sports betting apps don't do this, over a far less serious subject. Kalshi is genuinely run by lowlifes.
Kalshi@Kalshi
BREAKING: Odds of a recession this year plummet from 40% to 22% — a one-month low.
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