Ashley.

Nobooty was prepared for this. ⚠️ Order your midwest stocking stuffer at kwiktripmerch.com

@YaOnlyLivvOnce gives me a WAP

@LOrealParisUSA why you still running commercials with Amber Heard though #EndDomesticViolence #AmberHeardIsAnAbuser

I wish I could've gone to nursing school like all you other basic bitches...but I faint at even the sight of a needle 😅 #propstoyou

Hey guys, wanna feel old? I'm 40. You're welcome.

It really has been like that.

We love Hagrid!

Achieve Baby Girl Lisa’s wedding look in four simple steps #90DayFiance #90dayfiancebeforethe90days

😂😂💀

Mac can get it #alwayssunny

@JaredHynum No bullshit, I was thinking about that app earlier today...I think I have to re-install it now

No bullshit, I still have flappy bird on my phone.

@wednesday5159 90 day fiancé gives me life

remember when everybody thought @ladygaga had a penis and instead of denying this she just said this

Ed I think you should take an STD test Rose ok you first Ed #90DayFiance

This is Bogey. He was pupset about the Olympics being postponed until he realized that's just more time to perfect his routine. 14/10

Coronavirus got Boomers stocking their doomsday bunkers... meanwhile millennials are online shopping for bathing suits for the five island trip they just booked on Spirit for $130.

@surleyright @MuggleNet Reading that part had me in tears and still does

If you could add ONE scene from any Harry Potter book into the film adaptation, what would you add back? ONE SCENE. Not a storyline. Not a character. ONE SCENE.

Crazy...so sad. Much love, Johnny ❤