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i get weirded out when east asians are randomly christian

I posted “i am the first man in my bloodline to jack off in an Arby’s” on facebook and my uncle replied “not true.”

Gay girl tinder is crazy like why do 40% of you bitches use walking canes

my therapist was an early 30s straight-seeming cis lady. i was telling her about how i thought my executive dysfunction made me a bad person and said “there’s a stereotype about queer people being bad roommates…” and without missing a beat she says “oh! you don’t wanna be Sock”

OHHH MY GODDDDD

나 진짜 레즈로서 할수있는건 다해본거같음 여대다니기 퀴동가기 여대미팅나가기 번개하기 이쪽술집클럽카페 어쩌고 클럽에서 첨본여인과 입술부비기 등등 유일하게 안해본거: 연애 와이건뭔...

does anyone else remember the pluribus easter episode

Everytime I see something super fucked up on this page it's from Adelaide

Lacoste x Bialetti by jane morelli

HAPPY EASTER! He has driven 🙏

i was at a crystal shop tday and saw this crystal that reminded me of those sad ed pinterest meals

you are exactly the type I usually go for (derogatory)

hey sorry i didn’t respond for 3 days i was like really fucking fat

This game’s lesbians are top-tier, woah.. #lifeisstrange

Body count back to zero He died for our sins

I have but being left for a woman is lowkey worse cause you don’t even get to Good Luck Babe about it you just have to admit you’re kinda busted

carol sturka became a widow, met and developed a sexual attraction towards the embodiment of her oc in the span of just 8 days during which she bombed her, leaving her scarred for life, drugged her and gave her a heart attack. and people say romance is dead