Ask EJean

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Ask EJean

Ask EJean

@AskEJean

Tormented? Driven Witless? Whipsawed by Confusion? Ask E. Jean is (incredibly!!) the longest currently-running advice column in American publishing.

Katılım Haziran 2009
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E. Jean Carroll@ejeancarroll·
You can't get to tomorrow's great boyfriend if you're unwilling to abandon today's asshole.
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Hi, everybody! You all look FANTASTIC! I'm now tweeting from @ejeancarroll Come join me!
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Grades? Transcripts? Bah! They have nothing to do with getting a job. It's hustle, Chutzpah, and who you know.
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It's the shopping bag, not the items inside it, which glitters with expensiveness.
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We are alternate versions of real people on a cooler planet in another universe. This explains our sex lives.
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E. Jean Carroll@ejeancarroll·
Do it. And then figure out how you did it.
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Beauty is only everlasting if it re-invents itself.
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Is the price you're paying to get ahead really WORTH it?
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I know why women like men's abs, but why do women like men's abs so insanely?
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"Women fancy admiration means more than it does." Jane Austen
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E. Jean Carroll@ejeancarroll·
It's sorta fun to do the impossible----Walt Disney
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E. Jean Carroll@ejeancarroll·
Ahhhh! The fiery treat of a day off!
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Going to the drive-in tonight---what big summer popcorn movie do you recommend?
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"Restraint brings pleasure." Steve Jobs.
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"Lips: Pincers of bliss! Branding irons!" Martin Amis.
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When you break up, the break-up becomes your little pet, your little hurt puppy.
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