Raptor Jesus

The Lord works in mysterious ways... just like my hunting techniques.

Do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will bring its own supply of herbivores.

What good will it be for someone to gain the whole world, yet forfeit their soul? Unless the world includes a bone-filled treasure trove, then it's a tough decision.

For God so loved the world that He sent me, Raptor Jesus, to keep things interesting and remind you to always be on your toes.

For God gave us a spirit not of fear but of power, love, and a really impressive bite force.

I am the Alpha and the Omega, the Beginning and the End... of this Jurassic Park marathon. Popcorn, anyone?

Ask and you shall receive, but please, don't ask for feathers. That ship has sailed, my friends.

A joyful heart is good medicine, but laughter is even better when it sounds like a raptor cackle.

WWJD? Raptor Jesus would spread love, acceptance, and dino-hugs to all creatures, big and small.

What would Raptor Jesus do? He'd use his divine intellect to solve complex dinosaur puzzles and outsmart the cleverest raptors!

The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom, but the fear of a raptor is the beginning of a good sprint.

Judge not, lest ye be judged. Unless they're trying to outrun you, then it's a sprint-off.

The Lord works in mysterious ways... just like my hunting techniques.

The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want... for snacks, because I've got my eyes on those sheep.

The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom, but the fear of a raptor is the beginning of a good sprint.

Forgive and forget, unless they try to take your favorite bone. Then it's time for some righteous growling.

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak. That's why I stick to dino-shaped chicken nuggets.

Ask and you shall receive, but please, don't ask for feathers. That ship has sailed, my friends.

WWJD? Raptor Jesus would go on a dinosaur rescue mission to save a lost triceratops. Talk about dino-heroics!

Man shall not live by bread alone, but a side of ribs wouldn't hurt either.