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Asmongold reveals the moment his dad's brutal honesty changed his entire outlook on life "My dad was the biggest asshole I've ever met. I love my dad, he was a great person and he helped me so much. But he was a fucking asshole like you have no idea." "I was really upset and crying and he just goes, what the fuck's wrong with you? Of course it's bad. Life isn't about being happy. Stop being a pussy. It's gonna get worse. You know that right? It's gonna keep getting worse." "At the time I thought this is the last thing I need to hear. But it was actually the main thing I needed to hear right there." "I was even crying about the fact that he was getting older. He's like, yeah, and it's gonna get worse and then I'm gonna die. And you know what? He was right. And in a weird way, telling me that prepared me for it. When it happened, I was ready."

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Asmongold claims the Democrats are the last remaining cult in America "I feel like we don't have as many cults nowadays. The only thing we have left now is the Democrats. That's it. I feel like cults are kind of over. They got consumed by gacha."

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Asmongold says God of War chose realism over appeal and that's stupid "God of War has been a series going on for 15 years with the same main character. The character is ugly fied from its actual actress. The actress in my opinion is a 10/10, insanely attractive. How do you turn her into this? Why do you do that?" "Castlevania has multiple protagonists following the Belmont family. JoJo has Jonathan, Joseph, Jotaro, Josuke. Character resets are an established reality in those series." "It's an intentional decision of them prioritizing realism over appeal. That's stupid. What player wants that?"

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Asmongold reminds everyone who was right about the God of War female protagonist "I've been seeing a lot of Eve fan art and cosplays but nothing for Fey. All those fat hog foids that were crying and trying to insult me, the results speak for themselves. And they always do.” "Why is everybody cosplaying Eve and nobody's cosplaying Fey? Everybody knows why. It's because I was right. Nobody wanted to admit it though.” "Big surprise a pretty girl is getting more attention than a 43 year old surburban mom. Chud reality cannot be undone. It can't be subverted. It can't be denied. It is inevitable."

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Asmongold explains what gaming lost that it's never getting back "Being really good at video games used to mean a lot. Now nobody cares about being that guy anymore." "When you'd go into Stormwind and see someone with full Tier 2 and Thunderfury, there used to be a respect you gave to that. Now there's nothing like that. Nobody gives a fuck. It's meaningless."

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Asmongold exposes the socialism internet paradox "The biggest socialists on the internet enjoy capitalism the most, and the biggest capitalists on the internet enjoy socialist lifestyles the most" "Look at Elon Musk. He's living in a random apartment with nothing in it except a computer and a little statue of a rocket ship. Meanwhile every socialist influencer has a Porsche, a million dollar house, and watches worth $20,000." "The moment somebody says eat the rich, they're about to sell you something. The moment they say everybody should be equal, they're about to sell you something."

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Asmongold drops the most brutal analogy about how the rich see the poor "Actual rich people have like 50 different buffer layers they use to avoid ever having to see a poor person. They don't even know these things exist. I'm referring to poor people." "They understand poor people in the same way that you understand a zebra. You've seen pictures of zebras, you've learned about zebras in school, you've even seen videos of zebras and maybe went to a zoo once. But you're not going around seeing zebras every day."

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Asmongold destroys a French Canadian streamer's take on Castlevania having a female protagonist "This is the most French Canadian take you can possibly have. It's totally devoid of any reason, unnecessarily aggressive, and totally wrong. 10 out of 10 French Canadian take." "Castlevania has had multiple protagonists through multiple years. Kratos was the main character of God of War for 20 years. That's the difference. Maybe you were spending too much time playing Overwatch back in the day, but I was playing Castlevania." "And she's hot as fuck too. They're not replacing her with a hag. If you want to replace the main character with a female, she has to be hot."

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Asmongold says soulless women are destroying good men and turning them into red pills "There is a war between soulless foids and sensitive young men. These sensitive young men that are well intentioned, good meaning, respectful good boys that love their mothers, they are not ready for these demons." "They get red pilled because of the bad experiences they have with girls like this. That's legit what it is."

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Asmongold thought the girls in anime club would look like the girls in anime but found the brutal truth "I was in the anime club in high school in 2005 because I thought the girls in the anime club would look like the girls in anime." "15 year old Asmongold's planning and decision making didn't really work that way."