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@AspersionCaster

Skank. Dawg. Bub.

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Aspersion Caster@AspersionCaster·
Like pulling apart a grilled cheese. I'm not hating though, would.
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Michael Rainey
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Fresh new episode of GISH with my friend @LandauDave. We discussed growing up as 90s wiggers, bonding with our fathers, and what led us both to sobriety. Watch the full ep here: youtu.be/1rE1iP6DOng?si…
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Aspersion Caster@AspersionCaster·
That Mexican OT? More like Fat Mexican OD
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I assumed Timmy No Brakes said some pretty disrespectful stuff on Story Warz to get punched but it turns out McCusker's wife just sucks as a person
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Aspersion Caster@AspersionCaster·
There's only one man who can mediate a Ye / Drake reconciliation. The Gillis Accords could save hip hop.
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Tim Butterly
Tim Butterly@timbutterly·
High stat boosting synergies when equipped with suboxone.
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Aspersion Caster@AspersionCaster·
Someone definitely molested the McCusker brothers. You don't go 3 for 3 on sons who are obsessed with no fap and the psychology behind human sexuality without a handsy priest or sick uncle.
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Aspersion Caster@AspersionCaster·
RIP Shawn Gardini's primary care physician Dr. Karl Chen. Gone but not forgotten.
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Gun to my head.. Ham is my least favorite meat
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Aspersion Caster@AspersionCaster·
Dad Meat w/ Lemonparty. Will the chair hold up under the massive strain imposed upon it by the sheer heft of Ben Avery? You're gonna have to watch to find out.
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Aspersion Caster@AspersionCaster·
Hunter Biden confirmed Shane Gillis fan. I wonder if he knows the semi truck that killed his mom and sister was hauling corn cobs to the Gillis family mushroom farm?
Hunter Biden@HunterBiden

Dear Joe, I wish I could sit down with you face to face and explain why so many of us were offended by the UFC fight on the South Lawn of the White House. For me, it had nothing to do with the UFC or who showed up for the fights. The brand you and Dana have built is a bona fide American success story. More power to you. As for the fighters, in my book, anyone brave enough to put it all on the line in the arena is remarkable to witness. Their dedication and discipline inspire me. I don’t understand anyone who can’t admire that. And as for the people who attended, I, for one, love Shane Gillis. I think he’s hilarious and brilliant. It was a show. A once-in-a-lifetime spectacle. I can’t blame anyone for wanting to witness it firsthand. My problem is that I believe some of our public spaces are sacred. And unlike many of the great powers that came before us, these American monuments belong to all of us. Not to whoever happens to hold power at the moment. The White House does not belong to Donald Trump. It does not belong to any President. It belongs to the people. To treat it as Caesar treated the Colosseum is antithetical to everything our founding fathers fought for. This is not Rome. Presidents are not emperors doling out bread and circuses for the peasants. The White House is the People’s House. This “celebration” could have happened in any stadium within a stone’s throw of the South Lawn. No one would have had an issue with it. But that was obviously Donald Trump’s whole point. By holding the event on the South Lawn, what he was saying to the rest of us is: “This is my house. I own it. I will do with it what I please. I’ll build a colosseum and have the gladiators fight under my gaze. I’ll tear down the East Wing. I’ll pave over the Rose Garden. I’ll cover everything in gold and marble. I’ll erase the names of all the men who came before me.” The fights were an exhibition of imperial domination, not a celebration of our 250th anniversary as a democracy. The White House is not Buckingham Palace. It is not the Palace of Versailles. It is not the Forbidden City of Beijing. It does not belong to an emperor, or a king, or a commissar. The White House belongs to us. All of us. The person who sits behind the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office is nothing more than an honored guest. A temporary caretaker. The President is our servant. Not our Caesar. Respectfully, Hunter P.S. Cage match between me and Don Jr.? Your call on the venue. Anywhere but the South Lawn.

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