Az, the Tired King

The evolution of goat warfare

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! MyXAnniversary

Mhm mhm

Wrong, we can also Dreams

… saving the best for last, I see

URA HA HA I’m here for my DELTARUNE revea— what do you mean I’m not in it

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! MyXAnniversary

@BatSophia Oh

Is there a legally and environmentally feasible place to dispose of liquid determination asking for a friend

@BloodButtercups He’s too sleepy to deal with Thornisms. Just gonna snooze and passively protect her with The Goat Magic. The usual things. At least he’s fluffy.

@BloodButtercups Scoops her up for 3 month sleepy time snuggles

Bye bye I’m always logged in though I can always be reached ByYyyeE

Okay that’s about all of the energy I have for another two or three months, I’ll be sleeping, floating about 3 feet off of the ground if you need me

Don’t explode

How is that phone still working after 10 years

It happens, sometimes people just explode

Oh you were self depreciating

I think that’s the official term

Oh sorry Xitter. Pronounced like Shitter

I don’t have anything against possums.

Truly time comes for us all. Except for me. My wife got deleted by twitter so I kinda don’t have a kid now or something idk

Horrifying