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I may seem intelligent for now but give it time and I’ll end up saying the dumbest shit you’ve ever read

This might seem out of character considering my personality but I've been wanting to open an ice cream parlor for years. I might try my hand at it if the opportunity arises.

@lordherobrine37 @XACTIC_Valor @ViciousDarkStar @AmericanaMama_ Another saying I know. "Talk shit, get hit".

@XACTIC_Valor @AssBlaster180 @ViciousDarkStar @AmericanaMama_ Yeah and kids should know not to start a fight if they don’t want to get hit back.

Nah fam

Some asshole is setting off fireworks down the street. Damn near gave me a heart attack.

My headphone battery died while I was taking a dump

@D3finitelyZay @ViciousDarkStar @AmericanaMama_ All good. from what I know it was said a lot in the 90s.

@AssBlaster180 @ViciousDarkStar @AmericanaMama_ I haven't heard that saying till now... I'm sorry...

@doughnutnaps @Blacksword011 Either way stay safe.

@AssBlaster180 @Blacksword011 Oh absolutely. I am 34 now and thankfully I had three children all 3 were boys because I honestly don’t know what I’d do if I was a parent of a girl. I know boys can get hurt too, but knowing what I know, it’s different to me.

"Ladies don't ask random men for rides home"

@doughnutnaps @Blacksword011 No it's more like blind luck. Its not safe and you shouldn't be doing that.

@Blacksword011 The amount of times I asked or accepted rides home from random grown men between the ages of 14 and 21 and DIDN’T get raped or attacked or anything, one of which was when I was pregnant at 15 and it was 8pm at night. I’d like to think it’s bc I’m a good listener and an empath.

@Blacksword011 This might have been fine in the 40s but definitely not now.

@MochiKittyVT Shorter than a shortcake

How tall are you all? I’m 5’3/5’4 Yeah I know, I’m short asf 😩

@D3finitelyZay @ViciousDarkStar @AmericanaMama_ This has existed for decades but sure.

@AssBlaster180 @ViciousDarkStar @AmericanaMama_ I need to steal that!!

@XACTIC_Valor @ViciousDarkStar @AmericanaMama_ A child should know how and when to defend themselves.

@AssBlaster180 @ViciousDarkStar @AmericanaMama_ Theyre kids...children... grow the fuck up

@ViciousDarkStar @AmericanaMama_ To quote the old saying, "don't let your mouth write a check your ass can't cash".

@AmericanaMama_ Translation: "My kid is a pussy who starts fights he can't finish and I'm tired of paying for doctor bills."

LOOK AT MY FIRST BIRD PHOTOGRAPHY

@AmericanaMama_ If you hit them back they eventually get the message that hey maybe its not worth the pain.

@ronsterd89 Bros had a rough day

What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this photo?

Ofcom has fined 4chan again, £520,000 under the UK's Online Safety Act. 4chan responded to them in an email with a giant hamster.

@crocvt This is why it's more cost effective to buy a dell from 2009.

UPDATE : IT WAS A FAULTY GRAPHICS CARD Me buying a $4000 GPU (5090) so I don’t have to update for a long time…. It not working after 3 months 🤡

@D_KVNU Nice going. Now troll them.

dude this tweet reached normies im so cooked

Yis

Making a female avatar in pubg look attractive is nearly impossible but I somehow managed it. Kinda.