KrabSalad

My venator walked into Billy and Mina 28 times and killed himself, why are these my Archon games, why don’t I just play bot games, I’m legitimately wondering this right now

@sethsfilmreview I remember Volkov Vs Aspinall, the good ol days

Weird main-event, weird card. New lows have been hit for the UFC in 2026, I’m sure paramount are happy. Not nearly the worst card ever tonight, but man - it all feels a bit meh atm.

@sethsfilmreview This was just a nothing card for the most part man, this was a glance at the monitor every so often kinda day

@THATBOYMMAGURU It’s funny they could pull a Strickland and just give the title shot to Jean, fuck it this is clearly an entertainment first sport now

If that was a real fight in Evloev vs Murphy #UFCLondon Volkanovski would do HORRIFIC things to both of them hes going to absolutely DESTROY Evloev & wouldve outclassed Lerone People were saying Topuria was DUCKING Evloev? TOPURIA WOULD FUCKING MURDER EVLOEV IN 1 MINUTE TOPS

@THATBOYMMAGURU Yeah if this is a real fight then I change my mind on old man volk he’d beat movsar and/or Murphy and then retire into the sunset

@THATBOYMMAGURU The ufc is in a funny place rn lmao

I very rarely say this about UFC fights and sometimes when I do its because Im salty #UFCLondon But I think in my opinion that Evloev vs Murphy was a rigged fight I think either Evloev is injured bad, or he was told to make this a draw so that Jean Silva can get the title shot

There’s something in the air today in the UK, I mean that in a derogatory way

@BenTheBaneDavis I like how this discourse leads down to one thing, Whittaker must be ass and washed at this point if rdr is a useless win then losing to him just be even worse

“Congrats on beating the #4 ranked guy. I’ve got an excellent reward for you”

@BigMarcel24 @BrendanAllenMMA @edmenshahbazyan Wow this is actually the first case of matchmaking that’s irritated me, Allen is goofy asf but he broke a top5 guy at the time on short notice, and he’s rewarded with fucking Edmonton Shahbazyan? This company can’t be real lmao

🚨🚨#UFCVegas118🚨🚨 After a big win in Vancouver Brendan Allen (#6) returns on June 6th. He takes on Edmen Shahbazyan (NR) who is riding a 3-fight winning streak. Fight takes place on June 6th at the Meta Apex in Las Vegas.

@urgrocerygoer Only good people are hot! Once you are deemed not a good person you no longer are hot! Thems the rules

ik i make this tweet like five times a week but this stuff genuinely fills me with rage we are never progressing as a society

@nathanrobii Damn i guess you guys really telling the truth when you say you care about personality the most, because he’s always looked like this, kinda ugly

that mustache really was doing all the heavy lifting cause wow he is chopped

Am I so happy that Michael won, fuck yeah, do I think he was objectively the best? I don’t think so, it’s a strange feeling

Damn I have more products in the bathroom now than when I lived with my girlfriend, what dat mean

I made a Dutch apple pie :), it’s good:), I wish I had someone to share things with :(

@fitty_d I think I’d eat the paper with the cookie out of anger

Man what the fuck

@OctagonPulse COOKED, lmao went from bad to worse bennys manager hates him

🚨BREAKING: Beneil Dariush vs Farès Ziam is in the works for #UFC327 on April 11th.

@DeadlockAnon GUYS I JUST WON A GAME AFTER BEING DOWN FOR MOST OF IT, DONT GIVE UP DONT KILL YOURSELF, THAT BEING SAID I AM 3-5 IN MY LAST 8 GAMES BUT WHATEVER

@DeadlockAnon I like how all the comments depend on if you are the one doing bad, like theres never a situation where you’re like 3-5, not great but not bad, but yellow lane has given over 15 kills to Billy and Mina in 15 minutes somehow, what do I do here, buy a Time Machine?

“Uuuu surrender button promotes negative mindsets” I deadass do not care I do not want to be forced to play through 30+ minutes of agony that I knew was unwinnable from minute 10. I don’t care.

@HappyPunch Armans thinking fuck dude im staying out of this im already in enough shit

Arman Tsarukyan and Carlos Prates just got caught in a press conference brawl 🤣

@DovySimuMMA @JohnMorgan_MMA Who Allen beat earlier and better

@DovySimuMMA @JohnMorgan_MMA Lmao get fucked Allen, like why lol I mean I see why for Izzy they want him to stay a big name in mw but what’s the reason for Caio who beat the number 8 guy?

🚨Ranking Update Izzy and Caio Borralho move up in the middleweight rankings via @JohnMorgan_MMA