Assan CHOP!!!!

@GroovyBruce Holy crap... Look at me, I'm a starstruck idiot... I don't even have my glasses on. Fingerguns? FINGERGUNS!!??

@KevBounce I don't know who you are. But kudos. My wife is 9 years sober. Stay the course.

I'm 3 years sober now. Does anyone care?

@jxxxx1809 @evildeadburnt Blind AND retarded!?

@evildeadburnt That’s Evil Dead Rise😒

“After losing her husband, a woman seeks comfort at her in-laws in their remote home. But when they're turned into Deadites one by one, the family reunion becomes a hellish nightmare. Soon she realizes that the promises she made herself in life matter... even in death."

@BatfleckMovie Time to Zackstrubate?

@yogibert22 @theWellRedMage You got SPANKED. What just happened to you borders on pegging.

@theWellRedMage Damn. I was about to message you admitting I was wrong, but fuck you now.

The guy asked me, a published author who has written about turn-based RPGs, to name a turn-based RPG lol Humans are real. Can you believe it?

@bsportspinas @sylabdul @BatfleckMovie I remember when they were asking for wrestlers that have been dead for years at the first Saudi WWE event. Then TKO took over and WWE has taken a noticeable dive in quality. They're clueless, they wouldn't know what to do with DC.

@sylabdul @BatfleckMovie I think the Saudis are like fanboys with so much money. In WWE, they get dream match ups too.

I think it's obvious the saudis want ZSJL 2 & 3

idk how i feel about this shot in terms of composition

@jayscore2099 @jdooo_x3 That's exactly what I got from it. When it turned out he was behind it I was like... "Oh, OH! He big boi now!"

@jdooo_x3 The shot is probably framed that way to get you to think hes shorter than it at first, but then when he passes behind it you get an idea of how big he really is

@Itssan17 Will you actually watch it though? Henry has a new movie dropping next month and I have yet to hear y'all talk about it.

Henry Cavill as Aegon the conqueror, yes make it happen pls

@nickimoraa That whole family got diabetes by now, dump him and run.

My boyfriend's mom made mashed potatoes that tasted like CAKE and now his whole family is mad at me. We're at Sunday dinner, I take a bite, and immediately I'm like ??? why are these sweet? Not a little sweet, like genuinely dessert sweet. I kinda laugh and ask, 'wait are these sweet?' These were russet potatoes, btw, like someone dumped a whole bag of brown sugar in them. I'm 23 and not even from the US, so this was wild to me She says 'yeah that’s how i make them,' and I just say I’ve never had sweet mashed potatoes before. It gets SO awkward, dead quiet. I try to eat them, I really do, but it’s gravy on dessert and my brain just can’t process it. So I stop eating them. She notices and asks 'you don’t like them?' I say 'they’re just a bit sweet for me.' Then my boyfriend jumps in like 'they’re not even sweet' which LIKE they literally are?!

@FinalDude78 Well's runnin' dry... TINY FUCKED A STUMP!!

just thinking about the DVD menu screen from House of 1000 Corpses

@oshiimid @AndrewJ626 We are living through, quite possibly, the best time to EVER be a Godzilla fan and some bitch ALWAYS has to whine about shit.

@AndrewJ626 I'm truly saddened that they had to do this. For whatever reason, sucking up to the US audience will only degrade the quality of future Godzilla films made in jp.

GODZILLA MINUS ZERO: Thanks to the naivety of the U.S. pushing nuclear tests, Godzilla returns in a larger, much more menacing form and finally reaches... New York. We got to see BTS that teased a lot of the Japanese set pieces as well, with Yamazaki using IMAX cameras #CinemaCon

@Plasmili0 To quote your banner: Get fucked.

Why does he look like that, he looks so weird 😭

@The4thTurtleNyC The Hammer was Ultraman in a suit. Blind AND retarded?!

James Gunn, for his Superman movie, created 2 villains and changed 1 completely: The Hammer, Ultraman and a random Kaiju. The Hammer didn’t want to kill anyone and was just a distraction in Metropolis. The Kaiju was just a baby and was scared and didn’t want to kill anyone. Ultraman was brainwashed clone that broke his bones and destroyed his liver. He didn’t do anything Lex didn’t tell it to do so he too didn’t care to kill people. The movie is the most bitch made Superman movie, and you expect me to believe the Kryptonians from Man of Steel would have even the slightest hard time with Diaperboy? OK. He getting killed that day

@JameSmithorienn @bummedoutrn @DComicTalks Every accusation is a confession.

@AssanCHOP @bummedoutrn @DComicTalks The proof is in Gunn’s tweet deflecting bitch

Jared Leto is the snyderverse joker bud ….

@raijinDrip @Todd_Garner Ok

@Todd_Garner You can’t fool me Todd. I know you’re not Todd Garner. You are really Todd_Garner. Only the real Todd will show us a his favorite scene from the mk2 movie 👀🤨

Literally being accused of not being me on YouTube comments is my favorite thing right now. Some jackass posted a video that was full of wrong info and I commented that they were posting fake news and was not believed that it was me. Well, its me.

@mistressdivy A rock is a better actor than The Rock.

Batista is a better actor than The Rock. Goodbye.

@brockpierson Golden Chick ain't that good...

The most annoying person on the internet is BACK

@MrVanJ92 @brockpierson @grok

@brockpierson @grok @grok is using someone else's material for financial gain considered a scam or a con job? This person is monetized, therefore he gets paid for posting this other man's videos. Seems like a con job to me.

@unknownbeauty4r @Itssan17 Dude has a movie dropping NEXT MONTH and his fans don't talk about it AT ALL.

@AssanCHOP @Itssan17 Feel bad for cavil, he is cool, but having unfortunate fanbase

Love how the general audience still treat Henry Cavill as the face of Superman

@RachelLeishman @HamSolo26157584

@HamSolo26157584 Being southern does not equate a Southern Belle.

In no way does Rogue represent the idea of a Southern Belle so what do you not understand?