Jake Aston 🤩

@MikeyHotspurs Turning into Phil Taylor…..

I saw him in Nando’s, Finchley a few months back. Was with my 8 year old nephew. All he wanted was an autograph. Guess what happened? He refused to even acknowledge the poor boy, my nephew was devastated Littler is not a nice lad, or are his family

@SkyNews Stuck in the 90s no change there….

England cricketer Ben Duckett fined for speeding after being caught driving at 93mph news.sky.com/story/england-…

@StickToCricket Finally someone decent!!!

Cricketing royalty in the house tomorrow 👑 Jonathan Agnew joins the show!

Roll on @LondonMarathon 2026! My 3rd London 🥇 and @Marathon_Mcr the week before which I’ve never done before! 😀 🦵🦵

@GMB @PixieBoomHeaton 👀

You might consider this a victimless crime, but exclusive new research reveals 35% of Brits admit taking a glass home from the pub in the past year. Brewer Jaega Wise and chef Tom Kerridge debate the issue.

@PaulHeatonSolo Brum. Gods country!!

40yrs ago yesterday it was down to Brum & a 3-0 win at Aston Uni. On the way we watched Arthur Scargill & Peter Heathfield speak at a rally for Joe Green/Davy Jones [2 miners killed during the strike] at South Kirby Industrial Estate. Then today to Brighton Pavilion & a 2-0 win.

@mozandwine Morrissey is a tool

Statement from Morrissey RE tonight’s gig in Valencia, Spain

@liamgallagher 2027 tour Liam?????

You gotta LARF of you’ll ended up crying and trying get people cancelled SOFT CUNTS

Simple things in life sometimes just make you happy 🤷🏻‍♂️😊 #dog #pet

Something Changed (Later with Jools Holland, 2025)

@PaulHeatonSolo @PixieBoomHeaton @TeenageCancer I thought it was my nan walking down the stairs on Sunday morning 😂😂

@PixieBoomHeaton @Astonjake @TeenageCancer Only you could get a bruised bum from dancing 😂

Great night last weekend raising money for @TeenageCancer. The night raised £2246! Thanks to everyone who came along 🙂 Thanks to The Heatons for donating some cool stuff that raised a lot of cash! 🫶🏼 @PaulHeatonSolo @PixieBoomHeaton

@PixieBoomHeaton @TeenageCancer @PaulHeatonSolo Sorry 😂 Thought you’d of recovered by now 😂 was a great night! End of the day all that money is going to a great cause 🫶🏼

@Astonjake @TeenageCancer @PaulHeatonSolo Still suffering from all that dancing!! Was a brilliant night and well done to you and your friends and family for all your efforts, especially the marathons you nutter 😂❤️

@Matt_Pinner The Prince of Jails

Name the pub 👇 Let’s hear them!

#princeandrew Hope he gets what he deserves!!!

Happy 10th Birthday Brian xxx

@OsheaJacksonJr Epic

In 40 years, it had never rained during the Super Bowl. On the day of 41st the heavens opened up and poured down hard. Because everything on the stage were live instruments and the stage floor was slick with water for he and his dancers, they asked Prince what did he want to do about the performance. Prince replied, “can you make it rain harder?” Long live Prince. The greatest halftime performance in Super Bowl history.

@Suffragent_ What a pleb

Throwback to when Keir Starmer was caught chatting shite on 90s talkshow Kilroy. Some things never change! 🇬🇧

@PaulHeatonSolo The last answer 🤣

Meanwhile, in the now, today was the first day in the recording of my 23rd album 😲 how many do you all own

@PixieBoomHeaton @Hindery2 Evil waiting

@Hindery2 It is THE Brian!! No, he doesn’t chew slippers, just murders poor defenceless gonks @Astonjake 😂😂 I have a supply ready for him 😂

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