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@TheNCSmaster What is this? Is every ps5 personalized for each person?

I remember when I first got my PS5, during the first month or so when playing Miles Morales, it froze for a few seconds then proceeded to ROAR at me Like deadass so loud I had to cover my ears. It shut off. And has never done that again

@supermega Matt looks like he has seen Stranger Things

@nothinbutlag Oh man, is he trying to send you dick pics too?

TheFaithfulSherrif’s team is trying to say I support him for some reason, because I said on a stream that the atheist almond thing is just a joke & that I’m not an atheist. I do NOT support him. LMAO I even said that I want him to just leave me alone. Anyways, that’s all! 🤠

@_Keenwah Please, if anyone was playing San Andreas on pc, it would have been pirated

nobody played gta on anything but a ps2 and the pc release didn’t even come in a jewel case, USB C earbuds, ipod touch, you cannot make up this level of poser

@sans96529272242 I thought this was just a still frame as a gif, but finally seeing the beginning made it funny to me

@supermega Thanks, but that’s a bit too much information on the work process

We’ve been busting our nuts off every single day for the last 2 weeks on a new sketch. Hoping to drop it soon, just got a few more details to crack into… so keep your eyes peeled, it’s gonna be nuts.

People, the ps5 is like 6 years old, buy a used one. I got a “broken” one for $130

@ATOMIKSAICO @Kash_Patel Hollywood? You give me more of a Wakaliwood feeling.

Originally this drawing was going to have Hyperborea in the background with an aryan @Kash_Patel w glowing blue eyes, but my Hollywood manager told me it was too "chud-esque" for general audiences, so I had to tone it down #WokeIsBack #SeeYouInValhalla

@miriam_choomie Where we dropping the thermonuke?

They started small. Little price bumps here, a subscription there. Said it was inflation… supply chains… whatever excuse fit the headline that day. I watched as they turned gaming—from something built on passion—into a machine. A machine fueled by drained wallets, locked content, and players chasing experiences they already paid for. Saw it happen. Saw ‘em normalize it. Now look at it. PlayStation 5 prices going up years after launch. Games costing more. Subscriptions stacked on subscriptions. And they still want more. They’ve already taken ownership of what we play, how we play it… now they’re coming for why we play. This ain’t about nostalgia. Ain’t about ‘the good old days’ of gaming. This is about control. About a system that keeps tightening its grip until playing becomes a privilege instead of a right. You think it stops at a price hike? It doesn’t. It never does. This is a player’s war. Against a system that feeds on loyalty and gives back less every time. Against the slow death of creativity, buried under monetization models and quarterly targets. And yeah… if that means pushing back—boycotting, calling it out, refusing to play along—then that’s what it takes. Because if we don’t? One day you’ll boot up your console… and realize the game was never meant for you anymore. You don’t see it yet. But you will.

@letsgetcanceled Funnily enough, call of duty games were easily distinct when it was just two main devs handling the series

@nothinbutlag You mean, roasted?

been a creator my whole life, was part of a legendary channel on YouTube, one of the more "well known" editors online, even became an ok YouTuber/streamer on my own but my most successful bit so far is a fucking redditor atheist almond that wears a fedora man im cooked

When you upgrade your town center to the next age

@ezisbored You go some steep competition this upcoming birthday if it lasts that long

Found out my dad is dating a girl who has the same exact birthday as me including the same birth year

@uw0ss They’re saving you from the one neckbeard walking in with 45kg wheel of cheese for you

boss said i can’t wear the mouse ears to work anymore and that it’s giving customers the wrong idea

@kewpiemonkee Oh behave, they only put him in his bed

IM FUCKING CRYING THEYRE THROWING HIM AWAY

@Seahorse152 Now do one with unmasked Jacket lmao

Hatred can't describe what I feel towards payday jacket #hotlinemiami

@thisismisanopia They want a Gwen Stacy but they’re not even a Peter Parker… at most, they’re a JJJ

ughhh my least favorite thing is when ugly men project themselves onto peter parker

@IovewiIIfoIIow That band? Nirvana.

just found out a girl i casually went on dates with this past summer is the drummer for a band i frequently listen to

@Nyazsche You think that was bad? Not as bad when I saw the bite of ‘87…

One time i was at chuck e cheese and one the arcade machines tipped over and crushed a kid. I asked if i could get free pizza for being traumatized and they said no and told me to delete all the pictures i took of the body.

@oculitemporal On the contrary, one of the top funnies

Top five worst things you can do in the entire series, and this dialogue choice is the most heartbreaking