Astrid's Shit

Name: Astrid or Gello Pronouns: She/Her They/Them Gender: fuck me when I find out Identity: Dumbass cunt :3

@dgiDrew @fivecentfox But free will!

@dgiDrew @fivecentfox Fair

33 reasons to masturbate 🧵 1. it feels awesome.

@Leinadstein_ @goreyuna Ik I'm on android

@AstridSpacedOut @goreyuna Works on Google messages, with Gboard!

since🫪when🫪did🫪they🫪add🫪this🫪emoji🫪im🫪frying🫪

Okay hot take The word retard itself should not be classified as a slur, as it is actually able to be used as a regular word, like autistic. It should be seen as more of a thing where if you call someone retarded directly to their face (or not) to insult them, you're an asshole.

I no engage with engagement bait while still engaging

@theonlymegumi @mae2h Whaaat.. Me next?

@mae2h You just fingered my brain with this question. 😭

lowkey how do babies know to skip the "say" part

@mae2h nerd alert but it’s because they’re not actually saying their parents names, they’re just making sounds. m and b are really easy sounds to make with your mouth so parents just presume they’re talking about them instead of it just being babbling

There's just a dead fish on the sidewalk...

This you?

I texted someone "can i have head pats...? :3" and they just walked over and patted me ;-;

Wataer

@Maksiu129479 @goreyuna Ohh okay I didn't know that

@AstridSpacedOut @goreyuna They just add the emojis that unicode adds lmao it's not google or apple who decide what emojis you can get 😭

Okay it's gone I just had to literally caress my eyeball as I yoink my eyelashies

It fels like there's a thorn un my fucking eye pla help :-;

@shteppii I'm scared idk why, it was ominously liked

@shteppii Just out of pure curiosity, is ISSBROKIE permanently gone forever after?

the next issbrokie album will most likely be the last one. it will be called 'MRS. HOLLYWOOD!' thanks

@shteppii Party!

finna be called "how this stinky sad tranny made a bunch of people cry" n the thumbnail finna look sum like this

dat hour long are you lonely? / a little bit... arg log / iceberg / explanation / lore dump / breakdown / video essay finna hit my autistic ass fanbase like crack inna 80s

@shteppii ISSBROKIE: "Guys i did a collab with BLCKK listen to it i think its pretty cool" The shit thats genuinely happening to Shteppi:

Genuinely who the flapjack big back is following me😭 I'm scared

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