Astro Jester™

Fixed it!

@SenTomCotton The only terrorization is from the ICE goons who have invaded our streets and airports. TSA lines are long because Dementia Don keeps rejecting bipartisan bills to open up DHS. Republicans have completely destroyed this country from the inside out in less than a year.

Senate Democrats want to ban ICE officers from wearing masks so their left-wing street militias can dox the officers and terrorize the officers’ wives and children at their homes. That’s why TSA lines are so long.

As a reminder, this is the guy who bankrupted 2 casinos, bankrupted another 9 hotels, plus : Trump Shuttle, Trump Mortgage, Trump Steaks, and Trump U. The only reason Trump supporters voted for him is because “he says what he thinks and” so does my drunk racist uncle.

What we are witnessing in Minneapolis with the deployment of the National Guard is what the administration wants, it’s an excuse to invoke Marshal Law which will keep the current administration in power and override the mid term elections. It’s always been the plan.

The president, his administration and the GOP are NSFW

@marcellohdz a new character for you? This shit writes itself l.smartnews.com/p-lzFiRpC/1Y9d…

I think it’s time for a new million person march on the capitol. This lawless administration needs to see that half of America (or greater) will not stand for it anymore!

@hulu_support is Hulu having issues?

All we need now is Mike Lindell to run the Commerce Department cnbc.com/2024/11/19/tru…

Ladies and gentlemen, this is why Donald Trump said he didn't need votes: Because he really didn't.

@RonFilipkowski Idiocracy in full effect

Trump just gave one of the most complex, difficult and important jobs in the world that requires a lifetime of experience, knowledge, and achievement in military affairs to a Fox host.

The new administration will be a mix of the movie Idiocracy and Terminator

@realDonaldTrump Kamala doesn’t control inflation, greedy corporations that you give tax breaks to do!

If Kamala wins, you are 3 days away from the start of a 1929-style economic depression. If I win, you are 3 days away from the best jobs, the biggest paychecks, and the brightest economic future the world has ever seen. Kamala’s inflation nightmare has cost the typical American family $30,000 dollars in higher prices—and now, she wants to impose the largest tax hike in American history, and raise your taxes by $3,000 dollars a year. I will massively cut taxes for workers and small businesses—and we will have NO TAX ON TIPS, NO TAX ON OVERTIME, and NO TAX ON SOCIAL SECURITY benefits!

No dog whistle needed here😳

Turns out the ‘Black Insurrectionist” twitter account that spread Russian disinformation is a 51 year old MAGA white dude named Jason Palmer. Because it always is. apnews.com/article/black-…

Liz Cheney: When you have the AG of Texas suing to get access to the medical records of women who sought abortions, and Trump won't even release his own medical records, this brings many pro life & pro choice women support VP Harris

Name the flavor is this chocolate

Hudson pedaling this crap in a public airport…🙄

Donny has cheap golden tennis shoes and JD has this😉

@Matthewtravis08 Anaphylactics?

What do you call this?

WOW. This. Video. Is. Blistering. Retweet far and wide to remind Americans who Trump REALLY is. #VoteNoOnRacism 🎥 from @bravenewfilms 👏👏👏