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@ScouTurk حصل للاسف

الأمور اللي أسمعها منكم صارت أغرب وأغرب… هل صحيح أن النصر أزال الهلال من مئذنة مسجد النادي ووضع مكانه شكلًا هندسيًا مربعًا، لأنهم يكرهون الهلال؟! 😧⁉️

@AlmalettiS @salem_911800 @N_Zekri ٣-١ يكفي 😁

@salem_911800 @N_Zekri بتحبها 4 ولا 5 نفوز على الشباب ؟

﴿ رَبُّكُمْ أَعْلَمُ بِمَا فِي نُفُوسِكُمْ إِن تَكُونُوا صَالِحِينَ فَإِنَّهُ كَانَ لِلْأَوَّابِينَ غَفُوراً ﴾ لا يضيع الله صدق النوايا ولو خفيت عن عباده .. فأرح قلبك 🖤🤍

@N_Zekri كثف الدعاء، وعليك بالثلث الاخير من الليل ان الله ينصركم على الفاسدين

@ahmad2man جميعهم افضل من سالم

ما قدمه سلطان مندش في اقل من نصف ساعه من رغبه وجهد وصناعة ومحاولة بروح عالية ، أفضل مما يقدمه مالكوم في لقاء اليوم ولقاءات كثيره ماضيه ! #الهلال #الحزم_الهلال

@TryazGaming What r u talking about?

What the hell happened to the meta? 😂 My eyes are bleeding xD

@HHShkMohd أبوظبي خانة الأمانة

علمتني الحياة أن المسؤولية أمانة .. والمسؤول الذي يكون همه نجاحه الشخصي فقط ليس أميناً .. المسؤول الذي لا يحرص على نجاح بقية المسؤولين في الوطن ليس أميناً .. الأنانية في النجاح في العمل العام .. هي خيانة للأمانة .. لأن الوطن لا يتجزأ .. المسؤولية هي أن تحمل هم الوطن .. كل الوطن .. حتى لا تكون همّ عليه..

@ClashRoyale Fix the matchmaking! In rank mode it’s crazy!!!

An Arena forged for warriors 🛡️ Claim the throne, or get trampled trying.

@i_brahoom2030 @riyad1935 @AskCFO بيت ذاتي! محد سبقك على المصطلح هذا ياحمد 😁

@riyad1935 @AskCFO تنصح فيه ادخار صكوك مدة عشر سنوات لبناء بيت ذاتي ؟

— من الخاص 🎙️ ورثت من والدي رحمه الله محطة في مكة قيمتها الان 11 مليون وكاش بحدود 900 الف وعائد المحطه قليل مقارنه بقيمتها وافكر كمان ابني مسجد لوالدي في حيره صراحه بهدي شوي الين ما اجمع كم فكره وقلت اسالكم #استمتع_بالرحلة

@MrBeast .

If this tweet has exactly 1 like in 24 hours I’ll give that person $1,000,000

@alt3sevens Heroes was a huge mistake and supercell knows that. But guess what, they are releasing more heroes 😁

I hope Jynxzi comes back to play Hero Bowla for like 3 games, laughs, gets bored because the game is still an unbalanced hell hole, then quits again Someone get Michael Bolton on the phone

@MushtaqBilalPhD Pakistani called Danial! You lost me here 

Recently, a Pakistani friend of mine (we'll call him Danial) got a postdoc at the Lund University in Sweden. We met at his office for coffee. I congratulated him and we caught up. "I need you to do me a favor, Mushtaq," he said. "Of course." "Please don't tell anyone in my family or friends that I work at the Lund University," he said. "Why? What happened?" "Man, just don't mention where I work especially if a mutual friend asks," he said. I was taken aback initially. But then I put two and two together and realized why he didn't want me to tell anyone about his workplace. In Pakistan, the word "lund" means penis. Being the reliable friend that I am, the very next day I rang up Danial's dad and eight of our mutual friends. I told them that Danial was doing well in Sweden and dropped the name of his university ever so nonchalantly. Things went exactly as planned. His dad called him and asked how he was settling in at the Schlong Institute of Dick Studies. Another friend asked Danial how his project would contribute to the research at the Weiner Academy of Sausage Sciences. Every few days, someone from Pakistan calls him to ask how his research at the Phallus Institute of Dong Dynamics is going, or if he was looking for a permanent job at the Johnson Institute for Shaft Studies. He has started looking for a new job. Since Lund was causing Danial all sorts of problems I decided to help him. The poor thing took all this Lund stuff really badly. Apparently, some of our friends tried setting him up with a beautiful British-Paksitani woman, Yasmine, who was visiting Copenhagen. Now Danial has limited social skills when it comes to women and Yasmine was way out of his league. Yet he was able to charm her somehow and took her out for a date in a trendy restaurant in Copenhagen. Things came to a head when she asked him where he was currently based. "Lund," he said. "I wasn't sure initially, but now I quite like Lund." She thought he was a closeted gay looking for a lavendar marriage and was trying to deceive her. She got up, threw her wine in his face, and stormed out of the restaurant but not before yelling "You sick little perverted motherfucker" in the poshest British accent. Anyway, I decided to help him get out of Lund. I asked my colleagues here in Danish academia if they were hiring any researchers. Søren, one of my colleagues, said that he was. A marine ecologist, he had recently won a big grant to conduct research in the North Sea. I showed Søren Danial's Google Scholar profile. He was clearly impressed. "He's exaclty the kind of researcher we need," Søren said. So, I rang up Danial and told him that Søren here in Copenhagen is interested in hiring him. "Yes," He said without even letting me finish. "I'll take the job. Just get me out of Lund, man, it's hard, Lund's hard." I told Søren that Danial was willing to accept the job. As we parted, I asked him what his research project was about. "Effekten af ​​bundtrawl i Nordsøen," Søren replied in Danish. In English, this means "The effect of bottom trawling in Nordic sea." The only problem with this is that the Danish word for bottom is "bund." In Pakistan, bund means buttocks. Danial will join Søren's project in a few weeks. This time around I'm not going to tell his father or our friends anything about his job. Just kidding. I've already told them and they've started working on names like Keister Institute of Booty Sciences. It's going to be great I also took the opportunity to update Yasmine about Danial's upcoming project on bundtrawling. "I knew it," she said. "I already knew it."

@majed_alshibani تتوقع الهلال قادر على الفوز بالدوري؟

داخل الملعب هذه واحدة من أتعس فترات كرة القدم يندر تتابع مباراة وتشعر بعدها أنك ما ضيعت وقتك وخارج الملعب حال تويتر يشرح الوضع ، جو مسموم وعداء وكراهية على شيء ما يسوى وين الممتع في وضع مثل هذا ؟ تذكير بالنصيحة هذه + نصيحة ثانية قد ما تقدر نوع متابعتك في الرياضة بتستمتع أكثر وتشعر أنك ظلمت نفسك بإختزال متابعتك لكرة القدم فقط أمس تابعت ذهاب ربع نهائي الأبطال يد فوكسي برلين وفيزبريم (أفكر أغطي لكم الباقي من البطولة ونتابعها سوا) واحد من أجمل وأمتع الأحداث اللي شفتها مؤخرًا ، حاليا بلاي أوف الـ nba سلاسل ممتعة ومن أجمل الأدوار الأولى من سنين طويلة في كل مكان فعاليات رياضية ممتعة وتستحق وقتك أكثر من الشحن اللي جالس تقحم نفسك فيه

@Dybala03_clash It’s never fun when you play x-bow!

Can’t remember the last time I had fun in this game. It’s actually so hard to play cr now and even stream it, not sure what to do tbh. Game is just about as unfun as its ever been. Almost forgetting it was end season

@SaudiNews50 لازم نفرح رونالد وجورجينا 😁

النصر يفرض حضوره في الصدارة.. جدول ترتيب دوري روشن بعد ختام الجولة 30: النصر 79 نقطة الهلال 71 نقطة الأهلي 66 نقطة القادسية 65 نقطة التعاون 49 نقطة

@kenny_pablo @FanbrizioRomero He never won anything since joining Al Nasser! What are talking about! 🤣

I honestly can't believe people are falling for this. It sounds like a fan-fiction script written by someone who's just tired of seeing CR7 win. If people want to believe these wild conspiracies without a single shred of proof, they do so at their own risk. Stick to the football. 🤫⚽️

@FabrizioRomano They are pushing so hard to make Ronaldo lift a trophy 😁

🚨 Merih Demiral: “The refereeing is crazy, I swear to God… look at my leg! The decisions always go in favour of Al Nassr”. “Every season they’re pushed towards titles. It’s unbelievable, honestly”.

@cecegkh Imagine if she were black!

When is enough, enough? Does there seem to be more and more impaired drivers nowadays or do we just hear about them more now because of the internet? Cop spots a Mercedes flying down the road… with a FULL STREET SIGN sticking straight out the back from underneath her car. Florida woman had zero clue she hit anything. Slurred speech, small wine bottles in the car (one opened), admits to taking anxiety medications, and total memory loss. Woman was arrested for DUI and property damage. How many families have to be affected before we treat impaired driving like the deadly epidemic it is?

@hilalstuff بدينا اخبار الانتقالات 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 الحسابات هذي تدور التفاعل بالتغريدات التافهه اللي مثل هذي..

🎤 مع أو ضد قدوم رافينها في الصيف؟ 🤔

@Dearme2_ Believing in luck!

What's a sign of a very low intelligence?

@Cristiano @AlNassrFC @AlNassrFC_EN You were promised the league.. We all know that. RELAX OLD MAN! 👴😁

YALLA!! WE ARE AL NASSR!! ✈️🤷🏽‍♂️💪🏽