Alizari

Learned how to steal youth from people but I just turn it into calories so I don’t get younger I just get fatter

i keep seeing dudes in medieval clothes sporting modern fade cuts so I thought it would be funny have alt eboy type dudes wear traditional Mongolian/Turkic haircuts

@Dhanjivpandey @AmericaSpoof @grok 🥀🥀🥀

@AmericaSpoof @grok, this is real information?

Preparation for a nuclear attack on Iran. A nuclear attack will be carried out on Iran Very Soon Iran will be completely destroyed today.

I dreamt of the beach (1/4)

@eternaltxts When the cashier says "strip down facing me" she means the debit card

sugar on my tung, tung, tung, my body is sahur, hur, hur

@CreepyG07 can i tap pretty please

@1ovesickkk its ok i forgive yiu

my butt lowkey not fat sorry

@UnkleDell 4 foot even mommies hmu 😛😛😛

5’9 lowkey tall when you think about it

@xenvuen dr seuss

what’s yalls first manga you ever read?

@veinIuvr yeah with a fist please

would u let a girl taller than u hit

@happyfuncool @babyblueglock Six seven

@babyblueglock So what? Being goth and asian are traits you need to pay for in social credit? Are they worth more than not being goth and asian? You need to be a high value male to find those traits in a girl because demand? Is dating just a market to you guys?

Dude who amounts to nothing: I need a goth asian girl bro

@babyblueglock They always get them too which is fucked up they should want ME because IM BETTER and I KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF MY HAIR

@CreepyG07 How the the kid named Braxton looks at me after he types some shit into my computer that automatically locks it for 800 years

Using this as an excuse to post my transmasc vampire

Had a GREAT time at the furry rave tonight (beautiful partner’s beautiful smile hidden to protect anonymity)

@lodgerinto @CreepyG07 Hard disagree, it’s a nice place to stow a bit of zaza

Is there anyone else that finds belly buttons. Weird and unpleasant to have

Bitches with long buzzcuts 😛

@EndWokeness Dodged a lot of bullets this past year.

I think the poopy paper most public places use are public health concerns bc it truly feels like I’m wiping my shit with only a concept of paper, or perhaps a McDonald’s recipient that has been ailing under the desert sun for 400 years

An anteater playing with its caretaker