Asylum Life Today

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Hello! Your daily asylum news reporter is back! I was thrown into the box because I didn’t want to help a guard with his quests. 😢

HEARTWARMING: Retirement 5 Hysteric Patient Only Kills Level 2 Patient 12 Times Instead Of The Usual 15

I WISH I WAS JOKING: New EPU Sub-Team Able To See Hostile Patients Through Walls, Patients Still Have To Wait 20 Minutes For Riots

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@AsylumLifeToday @AsylumLifeRBLX i sure wonder who wanted to add them five weeks ago….

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*Note: This Headline Is From 2027

WE HAVE LOST THE PLOT: New Level 150 EPU Ability Of Mind Control, Brutes Receive Another Grab And Throw Nerf

59th Staff Subteam Released, Patients Now Have To Pay To Use Their Abilities

HAVE THEY GONE TOO FAR? Stat Hungry EPUs Force Mitch To Give Them Contracts, Begin To Beat Each Other

NEW META FOUND? Medic Steals Stunstick From Orderly Shop, Beats Everyone To The Ground Then Heals Them Forcefully

SADDENING: Violent Patient On 500 Losing Streak In Fight Club, Still Blames Hitboxes

BREAKING: Brute Patient Found Stuck In Chair After Grabbing And Throwing Himself, EPU Deemed Hostile